Is she cheating on me?

[doc]

Dear Abby,

I've never written to you before, but I really need your advice on what
could be a crucial decision. I've suspected for some time now that my
wife has been cheating on me. The usual signs... phone rings but if I
answer, the caller hangs up.

My wife has been going out with the girls a lot recently although when I
ask their names she always says, "Just some friends from work, you don't
know them."

I always stay awake to look out for her taxi coming home, but she always
walks down the drive. Although I can hear a car driving off, as if she
has gotten out of the car round the corner. Why? Maybe she wasn't in a
taxi?

I once picked her cell phone up just to see what time it was and she
went berserk and screamed that I should never touch her phone again and
why was I checking up on her. Anyway, I have never approached the
subject with my wife.

I think deep down I just didn't want to know the truth, but last night
she went out again and I decided to really check on her. I decided I was
going to park my 2006 Yamaha R1 motorcycle next to the garage and then
hide behind it so I could get a good view of the whole street when she
came home.

It was at that moment, crouching behind my Yamaha R1, that I noticed
that the valve covers on my engine seemed to be leaking a little oil.

Is this something I can fix myself or should I take it back to the
dealer?

It's a good one , but no one will believe you unless you mention the oil leak was from a Harley. Even seen an R1 leaking oil.

[Steam]

This is the 17th repost. If you do a search for Dear Abby you get 19 results, 17 of them different threads.
I don't really care, but could this be the most reposted thing on KB ever?
I wonder what is?

[jrandom]

What gets me is that someone would glibly change the original Harley references to 'Yamaha R1', thereby removing the whole point of the joke.

Do people have no idea how much plastic shit has to come off before you see something even vaguely close to a valve cover on an R1?

Also, Yamahas don't leak oil.

[Bren]

never heard that one b4...is good....

[bugjuice]

I don't really care, but could this be the most reposted thing on KB ever?
I wonder what is?

I bet it'd be either sniper or sAsLEX saying 'repost'

[Patch]

my vote would be Snipper and besides whose gay enuff to hide behind a Yamaha??

[MystikEagle]

Saw this on good old FB and had to share

[GTRMAN]

Awesome

[Geeen]

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to MystikEagle again.

[madandy]

Have seen a very similar article in the past but green bling fo you Mr. 'eagle

[Crasherfromwayback]

That's why she's fucking someone else. Poofta rides a Boxer.

[Geeen]

Have seen a very similar article in the past but green bling fo you Mr. 'eagle

ME is a chick not a bloke.

Not sent from an iDevice

[onelittlenurse]

Hiding behind his bike on the driveway in the middle of the night?
cant talk to his wife about the important stuff?
he deserves what he gets....

[imdying]

Hiding behind his bike on the driveway in the middle of the night?
cant talk to his wife about the important stuff?
he deserves what he gets....

Rubbish... if he can prove it for sure without her finding out, then it'll be much easier to cut her throat whilst she sleeps.

[Zedder]

Rubbish... if he can prove it for sure without her finding out, then it'll be much easier to cut her throat whilst she sleeps.

Which would then only leave him with the far more important problem of the motorbike to sort out.