Go the cats!

[Krusti]

Hey g.g. Do you lock them up over easter to minimise the risk of non-egg delivery?

I remember when I was a little boy my parents used to house swap with my Aunty and Uncle from Manurewa. Mum and Dad stayed in town and Aunty & Uncle used to look after us on the farm.

It was Easter and in the morning my cousin came running in saying Easter Bunny was caught in the trap!

We went out and there was this possum in the cage. Uncle asks, "What would your Dad do?"

I reply, " open the door and shoot him."

The only gun in the house was Grandads old hammer action shotgun.

Uncle opens cage door, possum walks out, Uncle aims, pulls trigger and CLICK.

Possum runs away!

Forgot to tell him it only fired every few shots.

Every time I remind Dad of this story we smile and think......"Townies!"

[Madmax]

S'funny, the neighbourhood cats have stopped coming into our garden since we let the rabbit have the run of it. I guess once the rabbits get past a certain age/size the cats must turn into pussies.

Had a flemmish giant rabbit as a pet,
as soon as he got bigger than the cats they stopped trying to catch him
after that when it got too hot both the cats and the rabbit would all
go to sleep in a big pile or chase each other around.
(funny thing was he hated some types of cars subarus & bmws)
He was more like a dog than a cat or rabbit

[Biff]

I hate cats. Murdering, selfish little shit machines.

Killing rabbits is cool though.

Dogs rule.

I thought I'd share that with you.

[_Gina_]

Thought I would ask you Biff -

What is a Bulgarian Swamp Donkey Jockey?

[crashe]

Thought I would ask you Biff -

What is a Bulgarian Swamp Donkey Jockey?

You most probably and most likely won't want to know what it is......


But I bet Biff will come up with a picture of what it is anyways.....

[wybmadiity]

I remember when I was a little boy my parents used to house swap with my Aunty and Uncle from Manurewa. Mum and Dad stayed in town and Aunty & Uncle used to look after us on the farm.

It was Easter and in the morning my cousin came running in saying Easter Bunny was caught in the trap!

We went out and there was this possum in the cage. Uncle asks, "What would your Dad do?"

I reply, " open the door and shoot him."

The only gun in the house was Grandads old hammer action shotgun.

Uncle opens cage door, possum walks out, Uncle aims, pulls trigger and CLICK.

Possum runs away!

Forgot to tell him it only fired every few shots.

Every time I remind Dad of this story we smile and think......"Townies!"

Cool story man!

[dawnrazor]

MMMMMMMMM Rabbit stew for all.....

[dawnrazor]

Apparently cats and humans are the only two animals that kill for pleasure!

Hmmmmm, thats got more then a sniff of bullshit about it, thats like the one about the insects that have prehensile penises...no wait thats actually true

[_Gina_]

I am so jealous, my two burmese just sit there and make friends with the damn things - maybe too well loved? Can I borrow your cats - mine need mentoring.

LOL

Nah, our cats are loved like there is no tomorrow, get the best of all things thats for sure, so it can't be that!

I think it is just the luck of the draw really!