Men beware

**u4ea** · 11th February 2007, 18:20

THE MIRACLE OF TOILET PAPER

Fresh from my shower, I stand in front of the mirror complaining to my husband that my
breasts are too small. Instead of characteristically telling me it's not so, he uncharacteristically
comes up with a suggestion. "If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a piece of
toilet paper and rub it between them for a few seconds".

Willing to try anything, I fetch a piece of toilet paper and stand in front of the mirror, rubbing
it between my breasts. "How long will this take?" I asked. "They will grow larger over a period
of years," my husband replies. I stopped. "Do you really think rubbing a piece of toilet paper
between my breasts every day will make my breasts larger over the years?" Without missing a
beat he says "Worked for your bum, didn't it?"

He's still alive, and with a great deal of therapy, he may even walk again although
he will probably continue to take his meals through a straw.

**Switch** · 11th February 2007, 18:24

hahaha nice

**Guitana** · 12th February 2007, 13:02

Touchee!!!!!!

**ManDownUnder** · 12th February 2007, 13:10

Originally Posted by u4ea

He's still alive, and with a great deal of therapy, he may even walk again although
he will probably continue to take his meals through a straw.

So let me get this right... women ask a question, men provide some salient facts, and we end up being threatened?

Or is it a case of asking questions you really don't want the answer to... hmm???

**u4ea** · 12th February 2007, 15:55

Originally Posted by ManDownUnder

So let me get this right... women ask a question, men provide some salient facts, and we end up being threatened?

Or is it a case of asking questions you really don't want the answer to... hmm???

yep !! you got it !!

probly why im not married !!!!....

**ManDownUnder** · 12th February 2007, 15:57

Originally Posted by u4ea

yep !! you got it !!

probly why im not married !!!!....

You might want to retract that before Disco Dan reads it...

**Disco Dan** · 12th February 2007, 15:59

Hi everybody!

so ya single then?

**Masterchop** · 12th February 2007, 16:02

Do you think if you put a photo up here of the small breasts we could help you decide if you actually need to do anything to improve them.

Only trying to help!!

**u4ea** · 12th February 2007, 16:03

Originally Posted by Disco Dan

Hi everybody!

so ya single then?

run while ya still can !!!!

**Disco Dan** · 12th February 2007, 16:03

Whenever your ready...

**u4ea** · 12th February 2007, 16:11

Originally Posted by Masterchop

Do you think if you put a photo up here of the small breasts we could help you decide if you actually need to do anything to improve them.

Only trying to help!!

good try !!!!!