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    Five-yearly ticket.

    No, not quite, but I thought I'd got it.
    I was in the cage, heading down Pupuke Rd. I'd passed another cage that was tearing along at 40 k's and had just pulled in and slowed, when the Valentine went off. The GPS was showing 62 and then I saw a silver Commode tucked in tight behind an oncoming bus.
    Mr Commode pops a U turn and follows me all the way down Raleigh Rd. I'm keeping it dead on 55, and waiting for the flashers to come on. He's sitting about 3 -4 metres off my bumper, then turns left at the roundabout and is gone.
    Did my impeccable standard of driving convince him that I wasn't about to kill the next toddler to run onto the road?
    Or was there a burglary at Dunkin' Donuts.
    Who knows, who cares. I'm $80 better off.
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    Stupidity kills people.

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    Was 3-4m 2 Secs gap at 55Kmh?

    Should report him to the PCA.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by sAsLEX View Post
    Was 3-4m 2 Secs gap at 55Kmh?

    Should report him to the PCA.....
    I'm not that stupid. Live and let live.
    But I'm sure he was trying to push me faster.
    Speed doesn't kill people.
    Stupidity kills people.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lou Girardin View Post
    But I'm sure he was trying to push me faster.
    thats what they do...wankers (well the ones that tailgate ya...should have reported him)

    I hate tailgaters.

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    Quote Originally Posted by -df- View Post
    thats what they do...wankers (well the ones that tailgate ya...should have reported him)

    I hate tailgaters.
    Get an SUV and hit the brakes.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Finn View Post
    Get an SUV and hit the brakes.
    haha, been there, done that!!

    Got a good story about a guy tailgating me in his SUV...oh was his wife embarrassed...couldn't help but laugh and pull the fingers to him...they are all wankers.

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    Quote Originally Posted by -df- View Post
    haha, been there, done that!!

    Got a good story about a guy tailgating me in his SUV...oh was his wife embarrassed...couldn't help but laugh and pull the fingers to him...they are all wankers.
    And bikers are all poor, smelly, white pieces of shit and make good targets for SUV owners . Hey, does df stand for Dumb Fuck?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Finn View Post
    And bikers are all poor, smelly, white pieces of shit and make good targets for SUV owners . Hey, does df stand for Dumb Fuck?

    Meeaoww!!!!
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    I agree with dF.

    Everyone I know with an SUV is a complete wanker.

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    Quote Originally Posted by The_Dover View Post
    I agree with dF.

    Everyone I know with an SUV is a complete wanker.
    Don't you know it. Is my love child born yet?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Finn View Post
    Get an SUV and hit the brakes.
    Nah a corona with a towbar is just as much fun especially when you scare the fuck out of the wanker at the lights with the handbrake on and you floor it in reverse. Dont go anywhere but the person behind you has a stroke.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Finn View Post
    And bikers are all poor, smelly, white pieces of shit and make good targets for SUV owners . Hey, does df stand for Dumb Fuck?
    well...I am poor...I do smell...and been called a white peice of shit many a time...whats you point?

    Let me guess...you are a SUV wanker?

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    oh...btw, the wankers comment was towards tailgaters...not SUV drivers...although they are also a bunch of wankers.

    Fuck it...lets be honest, everyone on the road is a wanker except me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by -df- View Post
    Let me guess...you are a SUV wanker?
    Call me a wanker, I just enjoy mowing down bikers in my SUV. When I miss (which is very rear) the lady is on the back in her tennis gear with a mounted machine gun to finish the job. My other favourite pass time is reversing over kids, especially in West and South Auckland. The PDC (Park Distance Controller) with reversing camera doesn't give them much of a chance. Gdunk, gdunk.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Finn View Post
    Call me a wanker, When I miss (which is very rear)
    Is that like 'which is very bottom'? and if so what does it mean?
    (Have reservations about you affinity to rears, although as long as it's not mine I guess I can live with it)
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