For the culturally insensitive South Africans on KB

**Sniper** · 12th February 2006, 14:29

For those whose Kids will be attending school soon

The Department of Education has decided to make a few changes to the
Primary School curriculum in the interests of being politically
correct.
From 18 January 2006, the following changes will be put into place:

1. SNOW WHITE changes to COAL BLACK

2. GOLDIELOCKS changes to DREADLOCKS

3. HANSEL & GRETEL changes to SIPHO & THANDI

4. JACK & THE BEANSTALK changes to ZUMA & THE DAGGA PLANT

5. LIEWE HEKSIE changes to LOVELY FELICITY

6. RED RIDING HOOD changes to BLACK RIDING HOOD

7. THE WOLF changes to THOKELOSHI

8. THE THREE LITTLE PIGS changes to GOODNESS, GIFT & PRECIOUS

9. BARBIE changes to MODJADJI

10. LITTLE MERMAID changes to LITTLE MAID

11. THE SMURFS changes to THE FREEDOM FIGHTERS

12. ALICE IN WONDERLAND changes to BUSI IN LITTLE SOWETO

13. CINDERELLA changes to CINDERFIKILE

**ZeroIndex** · 14th February 2006, 14:26

oh damn... that is good... hooray for south african humor... screw Political Correctness, this is damn good

**Big Chim** · 17th February 2006, 23:36

Hahahaha South African humour, Calling a spade a spade

**StoneChucker** · 17th February 2006, 23:50

Keep your eyes peeled, I will be posting an excellently written story/joke by a S.A. driver dealing with "those" taxis... Just need dad to mail it to me.
Totsiens

**ZeroIndex** · 18th February 2006, 12:38

Originally Posted by StoneChucker

Keep your eyes peeled, I will be posting an excellently written story/joke by a S.A. driver dealing with "those" taxis... Just need dad to mail it to me.
Totsiens

Please post that on this Thread, as I won't have to go searching for it

Thanks

Al · 18th February 2006, 13:30

LOVE POEM - KAAPSE STYLE !!!

Valentine, oh Valentine,
I smaak you stukkend, say you'll be mine.
You're my morning, my sunshine, my moon and my stars,
You're my airfreshener from O.K. Bazaars;
You're my beaded love-letter, my breeze in the night,
You're my coffee, my Cremora, my Blitz firelight.
You're my Crime-Stop, my Tracker, you're my AZT,
My pap, Mrs Ball's chutney, my Nando's for free;
You're my lambchop, my dewdrop, my partner in crime,
My chillie, my pepper, my vetkoek sublime.

The list is endless and this isn't all,
You're my Lotto jackpot, my dop and my zol.
You're my 4X4 when the road is so hilly,
You're my Floro margarine that butters my mielie.
I smaak you, my poppie, so please be my life, '
cause, Baby, you're the Tomato Sauce on the slap chips of life

Al · 18th February 2006, 13:32

A taxi driver runs a stop sign and gets pulled over by a cop.. He thinks he's smarter than the cop, and (knowing there's a non-existent conviction rate for taxi drivers), decides to prove this to himself and have some fun at the same time.

Cop: "License please!"

Taxi driver: "WHAT for!?"

Cop: "You didn't come to a complete stop at the stop sign!"

Taxi driver: "Heish! I slowed down, and nobody was coming!"

Cop: "You still didn't come to a complete stop! License please!"

Taxi driver: "What's the DIFFERENCE!?"

Cop: "The difference is, you have to come to a complete stop! That's the LAW! License please!"

Taxi driver: "Heish! If you can show me the DIFFERENCE between SLOW DOWN and STOP, me I can give you my license, and you give me the ticket! If not, you let me go and NO ticket!"

Cop: "Exit your vehicle, Boetie.."

The taxi driver gets out of his taxi and, at this point, the cop takes out his truncheon and starts beating the ever-loving CRAP out of the taxi driver, and says: "Do you want me to STOP or just SLOW DOWN, Boet?"

Al · 18th February 2006, 13:35

What do you call:

1. A doctor that does circumcisions............Dr P.P. Snyman

2. An Afrikaner Gynaecologist...............Dr Koekemoer

3. An Afrikaner who doesn't go to church............Van NieKerk

4. An Afrikaner who failed June exams..............Viljoen

5. An Afrikaner that trips and falls in the mountains.............Van der Berg

6. The Afrikaner that votes in EVERY election ..............WOUTER

7. The Afrikaner that drives the loud Datsun Stanza.............BASSon

8. The Afrikaner that is very well endowed ..............De LANGE

9. A Male Afrikaner that prefers other male species..................De KOCK
.
10. The Afrikaner thats always high..............POTgieter

11. An Afrikaner moffie..........Sakkie De Kock