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    Why only women’s letters to Dear Abby are published...

    [Windup]Dear Abby,
    I've never written to you before, but I really need advice.
    I've suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating on me. The usual signs... phone rings but if I answer, the caller hangs up. My wife has been going out with the girls a lot recently, and when I ask their names she always says, "Just some friends from work, you don't know them."
    I stay awake to look out for her taxi coming home, but she always walks down the drive. Although I can hear a car driving off, it seems she has gotten out of a car round the corner. Maybe she wasn't in a taxi?
    Deep down I probably don't want to know the truth, but last night when she went out I decided to really check on her. I parked my motorcycle next to the garage and then hid behind it so I could get a good view of the whole street when she came home. It was at that moment, crouching behind my bike, that I noticed that the valve covers on the engine were leaking a little oil.
    Is this something I can fix myself or should I take it back to the dealer?
    Thanks, Bob
    [/Windup]
    The Unknown Rider

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    I don't believe it.

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    Wait for it,The repost Police are going to get you!!
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    He musta posted that on purpose. Surely...?

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    Yeah. Gotta be a windup.
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    It was a legitimate post...not winding up anyone

    It came through work this arvo so it was a sneaky post onto KB, one of the very few that I though worthy.

    It's funny, I did think to myself..."I bet this has been posted already"...but I posted it anyway.

    Go on...give me an infraction...I dare ya!!!
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    Oh John...not you...argh...won't anyone think of the children?
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    would have been so much funny as a wind up...quick...edit your post

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    It gets a bit "dry" after the 32nd repost.
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    And every drier after the 132nd.

    It's moments like this one ponders infractions for excessive reposting...
    "Standing on your mother's corpse you told me that you'd wait forever." [Bryan Adams: Summer of 69]

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    Hey! He edited it to make it look like he posted it as a windup! Why, I oughta...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Slingshot View Post
    .......................It's funny, I did think to myself..."I bet this has been posted already"...but I posted it anyway.

    Go on...give me an infraction...I dare ya!!!
    not only once but many, many times!!!

    *sigh*

    HITCHER!!!!!!!
    ... ...

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    Quote Originally Posted by mstriumph View Post
    HITCHER!!!!!!!
    It's late. I can't be fagged joining them all together to create the "uber-dear abby" thread. Or infracting anybody's arse, for that matter.
    "Standing on your mother's corpse you told me that you'd wait forever." [Bryan Adams: Summer of 69]

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    disappointing ..... my stirring usually achieves better results than that
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    Grass wedges its way between the closest blocks of marble and it brings them down. This power of feeble life which can creep in anywhere is greater than that of the mighty behind their cannons....... - Honore de Balzac

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