A bloke from Otago buys a round of Speight's for all in the bar because his wife has just produced a 'typical' Otago baby boy weighing 25 pounds.
Much Speight's was consumed as the locals celebrated.
Two weeks later, he returns to the bar. The bartender says, 'Say, you're the father of the typical Otago baby that weighed 25 pounds at birth. How much does he weigh now?’
The proud father answers, 'Seventeen pounds, the bartender (from Auckland) is puzzled, 'Why? What happened? He already weighed 25 pounds at birth.
The father takes a slow swig from his Speight's beer, wipes his lips on his shirt sleeve, leans into the bartender and says quietly . ' Had him circumcised.'
'Good on ya mate'
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