Norfland Crew
A very unattractive, mean actin' woman walks into Walmart with her two kids.
She has a nasty looking tattoo on each arm and rotten teeth.
To make it even worse, she's wearing flip flops and has long,
filthy toenails
( Your typical WalMart shopper ).
The Walmart Greeter, asks, "Are they twins"?
The ugly bitch says, "No, the oldest one, he's 9 and the younger one, she's 7. "Why?... Do you think they look alike?"
"No", replies the greeter, "I just couldn't believe that you got laid twice"!
"Ability hits the mark where presumption overshoots and diffidence falls short". Nicholas of Cusa
Best teacher... in room 4
Hahaha very good!!
My dad is a twin so I am suppost to have twins!!
I'm gonna make it so PC
Just faidin away!
Hey, thats not very PC! Helen's gang will get you, thats worse than smacking.(lol).
Forum whore
HAHAHAHA, Damn that is good.. have some green bling
“There's nothing more exhilarating than pointing out the shortcomings of others, is there? ”-Clerks
NEDWN VIII
Have to agree with Zero..........most excellent..........
Scratch n Drift
I like it!
Deep in the heart...
Very good, bling awarded.
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haha nice one mate!. bling bling!
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Scooter boy
A very large, loud, unattractive and hard-faced woman walks into Pak n
Save
with her two kids in tow, screaming obscenities at them all the way
through
the entrance.
The door greeter says, "Good morning and welcome to Pak n Save, nice
children you've got there. Are they twins?"
The large ugly woman stops screaming long enough to snarl: "Of course
they bloody aren't! The oldest is nine and the youngest is seven. Why
the hell would you think they're twins?..... Do you really think
they look alike, you dickhead?"
"Absolutely not," replies the greeter, "I just can't believe anyone
would shag you twice!"
Dasser.....There are three kinds of men:
The ones that learn by reading.
The few who learn by observation.
The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence and find out for themselves.
The Loose Goose
You've posted some really good jokes recently but you'll get a smack on the hand for this one because it is a repost! Naughty boy! http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/sh...ighlight=twins
Yes, I am pedantic about spelling and grammar so get used to it!
Aargh, photos!
Im watching this Dasser, I have pardoned him once......
To every man upon this earth
Death cometh sooner or late
And how can a man die better
Than facing fearful odds
For the ashes of his fathers
And the temples of his Gods
Scooter boy
Arrrrrr Bugger, sorry guys.....Spank me Beemer...
HIROSHIMA SCREAMER
Still a goody though Dasser!!!
NEVER LET THE TRUTH GET IN THE WAY OF A GOOD STORY!
The Loose Goose
I've told you before, my husband doesn't like it when I spank other guys! You'll have to line up for a spanking from Sniper instead!Originally Posted by dasser
Arrrrrr Bugger, sorry guys.....Spank me Beemer...
Yes, I am pedantic about spelling and grammar so get used to it!
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