The oddest things get people talking to you

[Eurodave]

When Im out & about in my open topped '36 Morris 8 or in the 3 wheeler Morgan replica , complete strangers toot & wave & generally carry on, talk when were stopped at the lights ,in carparks etc
Ive learnt that they are tooting/waving at the car, not me.
I often get old guys coming up to me & waxing lyrical about the good old days
An offshoot of this is that motorists seem to give way/let me in more & are generally a little more tolerant than usual

[Biff]

I once went to the checkout in a supermarket with a typical bachelor’s weekly shopping - you know - microwave dinners, beer and king size cigarette papers.
A cute chick was serving at the checkout. She asked me, "Single are you?". I said, "Actually yes. Can you tell by my pathetic attempt at shopping?". She said, "No, it's because you're fkin ugly."

Bitch.

[Slipstream]

These guys in blue uniforms keep wanting to talk to me, but I'm shy so I run away.

Blue uniforms? I thought it was the white jackets ....

[Sutage]

I once went to the checkout in a supermarket with a typical bachelor’s weekly shopping - you know - microwave dinners, beer and king size cigarette papers.
A cute chick was serving at the checkout. She asked me, "Single are you?". I said, "Actually yes. Can you tell by my pathetic attempt at shopping?". She said, "No, it's because you're fkin ugly."

Bitch.

hahahahah
shit that made me laugh :P

[Skyryder]

Sometimes I talk to complete strangers. Most don't want to know you. However those that do usually are intersting people. Sorta got into the habit in the states where someplaces it is common.

Skyryder

[scumdog]

Lately most strangers say " sorry, I didn't know I was going that fast"

BTW My wedding anniversary is coming up soon, anybody care to remind me when???

By Jeeze, 57% whisky is a handicap to rational posting!!

[Lou Girardin]

I get total strangers come up and talk to me all day long.