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    Question Job ideas

    Since I started working in NZ I've really only worked in 2 different industries... Telemarketing and Admin... oh and Underwater Pocelaine Technician...

    However, I'm really sick of this scene... and want to work in a different field...

    Can you guys give me some idea's of jobs that don't require you to work in an office?

    Ideally I'd like to work in the bike industry in some way... and I'm waiting on replies from certain people with advice in working in the bike industry... but if nothing pans out there, does anyone have any other suggestions?

    I'm a qualified computer technician (A+ <--usless qualifican that didn't land me a job), but don't wanna work in the IT industry either...
    I'm not a complete idiot... some pieces are missing

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    "Hi... I rang about the cats you have for sale..."..... "oh... you have children.... how much for the children?"

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    How would you like to clear $100/hour in cash and be allowed to drink on the job?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Fish View Post
    How would you like to clear $100/hour in cash and be allowed to drink on the job?
    I'm almost scared to ask.... doing what?
    I'm not a complete idiot... some pieces are missing

    Quote Originally Posted by DingDong
    "Hi... I rang about the cats you have for sale..."..... "oh... you have children.... how much for the children?"

    mucho papoosa bueno no panocha

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    Quote Originally Posted by placidfemme View Post
    I'm almost scared to ask.... doing what?
    The full monty!!
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    How about highway patrol? They work outdoors and play with bikers all the time.

    p.s. Underwater Pocelaine technician???? What the.....

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    p.s. Underwater Pocelaine technician???? What the.....
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    how about motorcycle courier ?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Toaster View Post
    p.s. Underwater Pocelaine technician???? What the.....
    Its the flash name for being a dishwasher!
    I'm not a complete idiot... some pieces are missing

    Quote Originally Posted by DingDong
    "Hi... I rang about the cats you have for sale..."..... "oh... you have children.... how much for the children?"

    mucho papoosa bueno no panocha

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    Stripper - Prostitute - Anything related - not likely...

    Highway Patrol = Would have to join the cops and move to Wellington for training... plus all my mates do illegal shit... so no

    Motorcycle Courier = Anyone got any details on this? Whats the pay like? Does the company help with bike maintainence?
    I'm not a complete idiot... some pieces are missing

    Quote Originally Posted by DingDong
    "Hi... I rang about the cats you have for sale..."..... "oh... you have children.... how much for the children?"

    mucho papoosa bueno no panocha

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    B&D Mistress, 3 nights a week (3x12hr=36hrs) and you'll clear $3,500 - $4,000 if you're any good. Doesn't involve sex, just abusing guys and occasionally their sick and delueded wives come in to watch.

    Was a lot of money in running such an establishment that facilitated it, however now that its legal woman are banding togeather and renting a residential property and running their own thing. You could do the same, ask around.

    Or Mc Donalds?

    Or if you like pulling cars apart you can come and work for me, starting wage is $14 p/h and goes up to $22 p/h, the faster guys can have all the good shit off a car in 1.5 hrs. 8hrsx5days.

    Only downside is that Mark wants a job, if he strikes me on a sympathetic day you'll have him as a workmate.

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    Quote Originally Posted by placidfemme View Post
    Motorcycle Courier = Anyone got any details on this? Whats the pay like? Does the company help with bike maintainence?
    PM "Back Fire". Okay if you're quick. No, they're generally cut throat about everything.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SwanTiger View Post
    B&D Mistress, 3 nights a week (3x12hr=36hrs) and you'll clear $3,500 - $4,000 if you're any good. Doesn't involve sex, just abusing guys and occasionally their sick and delueded wives come in to watch.

    Was a lot of money in running such an establishment that facilitated it, however now that its legal woman are banding togeather and renting a residential property and running their own thing. You could do the same, ask around.

    Or Mc Donalds?

    Or if you like pulling cars apart you can come and work for me, starting wage is $14 p/h and goes up to $22 p/h, the faster guys can have all the good shit off a car in 1.5 hrs. 8hrsx5days.

    Only downside is that Mark wants a job, if he strikes me on a sympathetic day you'll have him as a workmate.
    lol BDSM - That would be fun, I have considered it before... but don't think that would go down well... then people would deffinatley think I'm a man hater... Ex-Flatmate of mine, his aunt did this type of work... went over and meet her and had a chat about it... I know a fair about it (fetishes/BDSM etc) but I'd feel weird doing shit to guys like that...

    Edit: Also a bit costly to start with... need a venue, need all the gear etc

    What do you mean by pulling cars apart? I don't know shit about cars (can't even drive)
    I'm not a complete idiot... some pieces are missing

    Quote Originally Posted by DingDong
    "Hi... I rang about the cats you have for sale..."..... "oh... you have children.... how much for the children?"

    mucho papoosa bueno no panocha

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    Quote Originally Posted by placidfemme View Post
    lol BDSM - That would be fun, I have considered it before... but don't think that would go down well... then people would deffinatley think I'm a man hater... Ex-Flatmate of mine, his aunt did this type of work... went over and meet her and had a chat about it... I know a fair about it (fetishes/BDSM etc) but I'd feel weird doing shit to guys like that...

    Edit: Also a bit costly to start with... need a venue, need all the gear etc

    What do you mean by pulling cars apart? I don't know shit about cars (can't even drive)

    uh oh.....
    now you've gone n done it lol....
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    Quote Originally Posted by LilSel View Post
    uh oh.....
    now you've gone n done it lol....

    in what sense... knowing about BDSM? nothing wrong with having a healthy sex life... what people make up in thier own minds is thier business
    I'm not a complete idiot... some pieces are missing

    Quote Originally Posted by DingDong
    "Hi... I rang about the cats you have for sale..."..... "oh... you have children.... how much for the children?"

    mucho papoosa bueno no panocha

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    Quote Originally Posted by placidfemme View Post
    in what sense... knowing about BDSM? nothing wrong with having a healthy sex life... what people make up in thier own minds is thier business
    lol!!! no you ginga!!!
    *points to black shirt in wardrobe with club logo's*... not talking about that!!!!!...

    you'll get the guys excited! lol...

    *shakes head*....

    EDIT: I tried to give you bling for biting at my comment lol... but it said I have to spread myself around before giving to you again
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