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  1. 9th August 2004, 13:54 #1
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    Joke of the... weak (clean)

    Rangi is driving his Falcon through Otara.
    Cop pulls him over and asks "Got any ID?"

    Rangi answeres "Bout what?"

    Everyone groan collectively and I'll hear it from here...
    Try and have a good week guys and girls despite this terrible start...
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    Quote Originally Posted by greenhorn
    Rangi is driving his Falcon through Otara.
    Cop pulls him over and asks "Got any ID?"

    Rangi answeres "Bout what?"

    Everyone groan collectively and I'll hear it from here...
    Try and have a good week guys and girls despite this terrible start...
    ((grin))

    Two Maori blokes in a bar.
    "Hey Rangi, you got Sky?"
    Rangi says: "Nah, haven't even got the foreshore yet."
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  3. 9th August 2004, 15:30 #3
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    Is this the worst joke ever? (you asked for it Zed...)

    Bloke walks into a bar and says "ouch"
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    It was an iron bar
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  4. 9th August 2004, 15:31 #4
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    Quote Originally Posted by greenhorn
    Is this the worst joke ever? (you asked for it Zed...)

    Bloke walks into a bar and says "ouch"
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    It was an iron bar
    heheh i like that one
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  5. 9th August 2004, 15:44 #5
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    Baaaad

    Horse walks into a bar.... Bartender says " Why the long face" ...!!
    Not even with yours!!!
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    How did pinocchio know he was made of wood??

    His hand caught fire
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    What's the difference between a duck?


    One of it's legs are both the same!!!!

    I'll stop while I'm ahead...
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    if you have a face afterwards well... that depends how you act...
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  8. 9th August 2004, 16:38 #8
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    Quote Originally Posted by madcat_
    What's the difference between a duck?


    One of it's legs are both the same!!!!
    And when it walks its head wobbles together...
    "Standing on your mother's corpse you told me that you'd wait forever." [Bryan Adams: Summer of 69]
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    A baby seal walks into a club...
    "Standing on your mother's corpse you told me that you'd wait forever." [Bryan Adams: Summer of 69]
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    Anyone got any Good jokes to add?
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    How do you get down off an elephant?

    You dont, you get down off a duck... duh...




    Also, http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showthread.php?t=1890
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  12. 10th August 2004, 00:21 #12
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    Man walks into a pub with a small amphibian on his shoulder.
    Barman:"What`s that?"
    Man:"I call him Tiny"
    Barman:"Why?"
    Man:"Because he`s my Newt"
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  14. 10th August 2004, 00:25 #14
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