I Dint GET that one ... :spudwhat:Originally Posted by alarumba
Cna any oneinterprit ?
I"M WAtchin YOU Buddy ...
I Dint GET that one ... :spudwhat:
Cna any oneinterprit ?
THe hand's farster than the eye ... keepan eye onda feet .. .
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er....call me thick....I don't get this. Can someone explain pse?
(love some of the others!!!)
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Being frustrated is disagreeable.
But the real disasters in life begin when you get what you want.
Scooter boy
Guy walks in to the pub with a tiger on a leash. He takes the tiger over to the fireplace and leaves him lying in front of it on the rug while he goes to get a beer.
The bartender says "Hey, you cant leave that lyin there!"
The guy says "Thats not a lyin, its a tiger"...
I dont get the duck one either. :confused2
Deus ex ukulele
There was a young lad from Dundee
Who was stung on the arm by a wasp
When asked "Does it hurt?"
He replied "Not at all
But I thought for a while 'twas a hornet!"
"Standing on your mother's corpse you told me that you'd wait forever." [Bryan Adams: Summer of 69]
now where's some dirt!
Yeah, don't get the duck ones either. Someone can feel free to enlighten me.
Deus ex ukulele
Think about the question, rather than the answer per se...
"What's the difference between a duck?"
The humour is in the play on the singularity -- after all, we all know that there has to be more than one of something for there to be a difference, right?
The answer:
"It has one leg both the same and when it walks its head wobbles together!"
Again, in the answer, the play on the singularity is restated. Side-splittingly funny, don't you think?
"Standing on your mother's corpse you told me that you'd wait forever." [Bryan Adams: Summer of 69]
Pasta farts
hrm, I thought it was "and it rubs it head together when it walks"
*shrug*
Q: Why is a mouse?
A: The higher the fewer.
Scooter boy
Dont get this one...??? Anyone explain it to me?
Deus ex ukulele
My newt... Repeat to yourself outloud several times...
"Standing on your mother's corpse you told me that you'd wait forever." [Bryan Adams: Summer of 69]
Scooter boy
Yeah thanks Hitcher... i was just testing...
now where's some dirt!
Yeah I noticed that and thought there was a typo. Not really that funny to me, but meh, must be funny to some.
Just chillin'
My 2 cents worth .....
Why did the walrus go the tupperware party ??
He was looking for a tight seal !! .....
A man can move much faster without a millstone around his neck, so if he gets the chance to lose her he'd better drop her and run like heck !! .. (10cc "Modern Man Blues" - Deceptive Bends)
Moped rider
HERE GOES...
Did you here about the homosexual bora?
went straight past the dutchess and into the tall boy!!!
BACTERIA
Well, I must say I am dissapointed in all you guys!
No-one bar 2 got my joke. OF COURSE it doesn't make sense, that is the whole point!
Man, sometimes I think I need to rule the world...
AGHhh!
Come on! You guys try to make sense of everything; and this is the bad joke thread!
Der gummikuh man
I laughed.....
Queiro voya todo Europa con mi moto.... pero no tengo suficiente tiempo o dinero.....
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