A disgusting toddler thread

[Two Smoker]

So thats probably why i'm now 35 years old and have got NO kids!

BTW Toad, 6 kids and you ride a bike now as well, literally fitting all lifes
wonders into one life time -good on you

What are you talking about??? You have a little baby, she's (maybe a he) only 3 yrs old, and has a gorgeous name of R6... what a cutie... lol....

[KATWYN]

What are you talking about??? You have a little baby, she's (maybe a he) only 3 yrs old, and has a gorgeous name of R6... what a cutie... lol....

Good point Two Smoke. *now knows what its like to be a parent*
I spose an oil change is kinda a close comparison to nappies etc

[Two Smoker]

Good point Two Smoke. *now knows what its like to be a parent*
I spose an oil change is kinda a close comparison to nappies etc

LOL, at least your baby doesnt need constant rebuilds like my baby lol...

[Mongoose]

You guys talk about it like its so funny. I think
its actually really gross and not funny at all.
as MikeL said - some things are better left unsaid.

I think its bad enough owning a dog.

At times some of us parent type people wish we had stuck to having dogs too, trust me!
And, thank gawd, I never had any of my kids top me for, errrm, early toilet humour, nuff aid

[jrandom]

Hope we do not have to endure any more of this crap on KB.

Sorry mate, but while I'm on the forum, I'm going to be sharing my pain. The thread title should have warned you off if you have difficulty with nasty scary yucky poopoo.

I know it is not OT but really, please. I note you have not replied ZED.

Those who've been there and care, share, but Zed hasn't bred.

This stuff belongs in a "Sheila" only area as men should not have to know about this type of stuff. No new age wanker man here and the world would be a better place if more men would stand up and say no.................

Believe me, the new age wanker men are the ones who can't bear getting smelly kiddy excretions on their manicured leetle handies.

Nothing like some successfully-reared progeny hanging around to bear witness to a guy's testosterone. Fertile men of the world, unite!

[Gixxer 4 ever]

Nothing like some successfully-reared progeny hanging around to bear witness to a guy's testosterone. Fertile men of the world, unite!

Yes I have 4 of my own. :spudwhat: They are great kids and they make life worth living. (second one about to leave home so got some age on them now )I changed 4 shitty pants in the time they were young and that was 4 too many. Woman's work. I never said I didn't like kids I just hate to see men doin the stuff the mothers are supposed to do. That's why the kids are lost today. They do not know what their roll is in life. Men are men and sheilas are sheilas and the sooner we get back to that and stop all this pink fluffy shit with men trying to be mothers the sooner our kids will know their place in the world.

[scumdog]

I know your pain jrandom

Parenting rule #46
When out and about, your childs need to relieve him/her self is in direct proportion to the distance from the nearest toilet.

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Its a long way to the shop if you wanna sausage roll

And Parenting rule #47 is the runny-ness of the mess is in proportion to availability of spare naps and cleaning gear.

Cracks me up how unselfconscious the littlies are, no holds barred when it comes to solemn looks, red faces and grunting noises when trying which in turn is followed by an increase in smiles and activity (and smell) once the job is done

[Al]

Whoa, down boy, Gixxer 4 ever!
I had my share of poo pants and really do not see why "wifey" has to deal with it all the time. We shared most taks/chores such as washing, cooking, etc. there was no "mens jobs" and "womans job" when it came to housework, etc as we both go out to work. Kids are now grown up and we still share our duties, doesn't make me any less of a MAN, don't need to prove it by not doing Woman things.

Bit , but what the hell, my rant for the week is now over

Al

[greenhorn]

I'm with you umfaan.
I only got one kid, he's out of poop catchers now but i did my fair share.
I think some people get confused over exactly what a "new age wanker" is...
Someone who wipes their kids arse, makes wifey the occasional meal when she's tired out from doing all the "womens work" without her having to ask, knows how to load the washing machine and hang it out cos she's too sore from stitches or other stuff is so far off being a new age wanker its not funny.

If thats what a new age wanker is then i guess my wife is insanely happy with her new age wanker. Which means i dont have to do much of the wanking part...

[MikeL]

I just hate to see men doin the stuff the mothers are supposed to do. That's why the kids are lost today. They do not know what their roll is in life. Men are men and sheilas are sheilas and the sooner we get back to that and stop all this pink fluffy shit with men trying to be mothers the sooner our kids will know their place in the world.

Well someone had to say it. All this namby-pamby airy-fairy pinko crap is subverting our kids' minds and making them question their assigned place in the world and even, horror of horrors, think somehow they can actually change things...
Let's get back to the good old days when men were men and did the hard guy things like going to war and killing people, and the sheilas got the easy job of staying home with the pooey nappies. It was all so much simpler then...

[KATWYN]

Woman's work. :

Hmmm, what about a widower who is left to tend to
the little un because his wife has passed away?
Does that make him less of a man because he does
womans work?

[greenhorn]

I'm not trying to score points here with the female species but.. I agree.

Why does looking after your kid have to be divided into "womens" work and "mans" work?

If your kids packing a lethal weapon and mums not home, what do you do? Let him go round with carrying a bag of potting mix all day because to change him is "womens" work?

Whose the wanker?

[FROSTY:Me]

OYYYYYYY--Namby pamby indeed.
I have my son baby bikie most of the time. WTF did I do when I'm out on a bike ride -leave him sitting is shitty nappies or maybee wave down a female and tell her to change his pants?
My situation is unique -isn't it? --No it isn't
Oh and for the record guys-the garden hose in mid summer gets rid of all the smelly stuff and in mid winter -when its a -OH my gosh did all that mess come outa such a little kid -toss em in the shower -
Half the problems with kids nowadays are because there aint enough male influence in their lives -too many kids raised by solo mums tought from pre school on by women.
You have it backwards guys we need to be More in our kids lives not less

[spudchucka]

You have it backwards guys we need to be More in our kids lives not less

Well said, totally agree!!

[Badcat]

Yes I have 4 of my own. :spudwhat: They are great kids and they make life worth living. (second one about to leave home so got some age on them now )I changed 4 shitty pants in the time they were young and that was 4 too many. Woman's work. I never said I didn't like kids I just hate to see men doin the stuff the mothers are supposed to do. That's why the kids are lost today. They do not know what their roll is in life. Men are men and sheilas are sheilas and the sooner we get back to that and stop all this pink fluffy shit with men trying to be mothers the sooner our kids will know their place in the world.

well - here's a little story...

we just returned from a NZ road trip with our 5 month old.
my wife, myself and the mighty sampson.
while changing him in the very handy change table in the timaru public loo, some scruffy old south island hard man shambled in to return his sherry no doubt and grunted "why they have those things in the mens" (pointing to the change table) "is beyond me"

i thought - you sad old fuck.

Gixxer for ever - why does caring for your child emasculate you?
and how does that affect the child perception of sexual roles?

please explain - i'd love to be illuminated by your obvious experience.
Ken