A disgusting toddler thread

**jrandom** · 10th August 2004, 16:47

Originally Posted by Hitcher

SPAM

It's not an acronym when used to refer to UCE, you know.

**Badcat** · 10th August 2004, 16:52

Originally Posted by Gixxer 4 ever

Because woman have the hormones to do the baby stuff. May be thats one reason they have tits.

Men have the hormones to be the leaders and show the kids the way in the world. Boys need to understand that their place is to work hard provide for their partners and be strong in mind and action. Girls need to understand that they have a role to nurture and care for the young. They need to provide a safe healthy environment for their babies. So they learn this stuff from their mothers. Both must respect their parents totally.
Yell all you like but thousands of generations have made us what we are and you can not change it in 50 years. Come on Men are different to woman. I help out from time to time around here but it has got to the stage in this country that the kids are confused because of the way they feel and want to act is deemed to be inappropriate. Nature set this difference. That is why we have problems. Yes Men need to be in the kids lives. I never said other wise. Just be there to set the role for your boys and girl. They are different. What don't you understand.

Men get out from under your partners feet and leave them to do the baby stuff an go and do other things that need to be done. Play with the kids, read to the kids and all that stuff but leave the mothers do the female instinct stuff and the natural balance of life will evolve and you get balanced kids. Not hard unless you are only spoiling for an argument and have your head in the sand.

Eloquent.
still bollocks, but eloquent.

**vifferman** · 10th August 2004, 16:55

Originally Posted by Badcat

Eloquent.
still bollocks, but eloquent.

Hmmmm.... No.

Not elephant, just verbose.

**Hitcher** · 10th August 2004, 16:59

Originally Posted by jrandom

It's not an acronym when used to refer to UCE, you know.

Sorry, I had my hearing aid turned off. UCE, is that a typo? What's wrong with "vernacular"?

**KATWYN** · 10th August 2004, 17:00

Originally Posted by XJ/FROSTY

Note thats boys though Kat-- Ill assume he teaches in a boys school.
: :spudwhat:

No, Co-ed. Boys and girls. Don't know what his thoughts were on the little girl side of it, as at the time the conversation centred around the need for more male school teachers to play a role in fatherless boys lives.

Are you one of the few? (A school teacher? teachers aid? )

**KATWYN** · 10th August 2004, 17:05

Originally Posted by XJ/FROSTY

Why can't a bloke show affection to little girls if he's a teacher?
:

I agree. Bottom line is, its the children missing out (including on the fun flips n things as you mentioned) -cos of our sick over reacting society.

**jrandom** · 10th August 2004, 17:07

Originally Posted by Hitcher

Sorry, I had my hearing aid turned off. UCE, is that a typo? What's wrong with "vernacular"?

Unsolicited Commercial Email. Spam isn't SPiced hAM when it's unsolicited commercial email, which is why we should spell it 'spam' when referring to such.

The Hornell processed food product, subject of some of the finest performance art created by this here fine Western cul-choor of ours, should of course be spelled as the acronym it is. SPAM.

SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM.

**Hitcher** · 10th August 2004, 17:10

Originally Posted by jrandom

Unsolicited Commercial Email. Spam isn't SPiced hAM when it's unsolicited commercial email, which is why we should spell it 'spam' when referring to such.

The Hornell processed food product, subject of some of the finest performance art created by this here fine Western cul-choor of ours, should of course be spelled as the acronym it is. SPAM.

SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM.

Ahh, but not all acronyms are fully capitalised. Ain't English wonderful? e.g. sonar, radar, scuba, spade, etc

**toads** · 10th August 2004, 17:20

Originally Posted by Hitcher

My member would be a thousand miles long if I had taken full advantage of all of the SPAM offers I have received over the years proferring prodigious priapism prostheses and such...

Yes so would mine apparently, don't ya just hate those emails!! LOL

**Gixxer 4 ever** · 10th August 2004, 18:17

Originally Posted by toads

Well put, My experience is that for the 1st 3 kids hubby didn't get involved at all with the nuturing stuff, but that all changed overnight with the arrival of the triplets, he suddenly got up in the night, changed nappies and the whole thing, he hadn't got involved before that because I was too efficient, and he didn't need to, I don't think he's a redneck chauvinist dickhead though, just crafty!! LOL

:spudwave: as we all would if we had to.

triplets....Congratulations Hard work but so rewarding in time.

**Gixxer 4 ever** · 10th August 2004, 18:45

Enough,

I was a trolling.

It was fun to. The misspelling Jrandom is the way it is. I can look after my kids but I can not spell as you can plainly see. :spudwave: I see a few others on here troll and as I was board last night so I decided to try it. I have to say it is fun but I think this was the wrong thread to do it on. So this is my

100th

message so back to the real world. Be happy people the world has one less red necked chauvinist.

(he thinks.......The spelling checker was enjoying a movie, as the kids were all in bed! But me thinks he deserves some time off as he works hard and is a very supportive husband and father and son! All you guys out there who are the same good on you! We all need to do what is best for each other and what we are capable of. signed the loving and satisfied wife and mother of his 4 children for 22 years and still going strong. And I'm not just the wife! ) Bugger busted.

**Posh Tourer :P** · 10th August 2004, 20:39

Originally Posted by jrandom

Those who've been there and care, share, but Zed hasn't bred.

Beautiful! I think I'm gonna

**MikeL** · 10th August 2004, 20:57

Well done, everybody. Hugely entertaining thread, full of mixed messages, misunderstandings, tongues firmly planted in cheeks, a troll or two, mock seriousness and serious mockery...
A bit like real life...

More, please!

P.S. Favourite quote from Fawlty Towers:

Sybil: You know what I'll do, Basil, if I find out you've been betting on the horses...?
Basil: You'll have to sew them on again first.