A disgusting toddler thread

[Gixxer 4 ever]

the triplets are 10 now and we have those delightful teen years to look forward to

The best years. They have a lot of pain growing up but they really give back from now on. We will miss them as they move away. :disapint: The house is always full of people at the moment. 22 visitors for an after ball on Saturday night. Great fun. So if my daughter had 20 over then you triplets will have ...ummmmmmmmm 66?

[jrandom]

The best years. They have a lot of pain growing up but they really give back from now on.

OK, OK, we all love you now, you can stop with the fluffy lovin' good-daddy compensation posts already

[riffer]

OK, OK, we all love you now, you can stop with the fluffy lovin' good-daddy compensation posts already

Damn and I never even got to contribute to this thread.

Thought it was gonna rival the Scottish Thread there for a minute...

Oh well. I guess normal service is resumed.

[scumdog]

Unsolicited Commercial Email. Spam isn't SPiced hAM when it's unsolicited commercial email, which is why we should spell it 'spam' when referring to such.

The Hornell processed food product, subject of some of the finest performance art created by this here fine Western cul-choor of ours, should of course be spelled as the acronym it is. SPAM.

SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM.

That last bit sounds like the words of a Monty Pythons Flying Circus song

[greenhorn]

I hate you Gixxer.
You made me confess to wearing oven gloves.


They have a flowery pattern on them too. And i sometimes wear my wifes apron that has "kiss the cook" written on it.
(Along with other clothes as well)
NO NO i dont mean i wear other clothes of my wifes as well... i mean...

Just forget it.

[FROSTY:Me]

Well done, everybody. Hugely entertaining thread, full of mixed messages, misunderstandings, tongues firmly planted in cheeks, a troll or two, mock seriousness and serious mockery...
A bit like real life...

More, please!

P.S. Favourite quote from Fawlty Towers:

Sybil: You know what I'll do, Basil, if I find out you've been betting on the horses...?
Basil: You'll have to sew them on again first.

SHHH mike --I thought we might get this thing really going.
Actually we do need to ask the question of grown men getting their jollies wearing tight leathers.

[Hitcher]

Actually we do need to ask the question of grown men getting their jollies wearing tight leathers.

Or putting on women's clothing and hanging around in bars?

[Gixxer 4 ever]

SHHH mike --I thought we might get this thing really going.
Actually we do need to ask the question of grown men getting their jollies wearing tight leathers.

It aint the leathers its the crotch rockets that propels them forward so Spudchucker and co can catch us to pay their wages.

[Gixxer 4 ever]

I hate you Gixxer.
You made me confess to wearing oven gloves.


They have a flowery pattern on them too. And i sometimes wear my wifes apron that has "kiss the cook" written on it.
(Along with other clothes as well)
NO NO i dont mean i wear other clothes of my wifes as well... i mean...

Just forget it.

Heheheh We will still stop and help you should you break down on the road. Mind you I will help from a distance should I see the oven glove things..

[duckman]

Can I just clarify - SPAM = Specially Processed American Meat

[FROSTY:Me]

Or putting on women's clothing and hanging around in bars?

I gottta tell you brother--You are so far out there on your own with that one :confused2
It reminds me of the odfellow add of years gone by--all good mates till he went off on his own strange tangent

[MikeL]

Or putting on women's clothing and hanging around in bars?

"He's a timberjack and he's O.K...."

[jrandom]

"He's a timberjack and he's O.K...."

"I cut down trees, I wear high heels..."

[Hitcher]

"He's a timberjack and he's O.K...."

Lumberjack, mate

[jrandom]

Lumberjack, mate

You pick all the nits off the hairs *before* you split them, don't you?