SD's tale of woe

[miSTa]

Scumdog gets blind drunk one night and pukes all down his shirt.

Oh, no!", he cries. "CB is gonna kill me!"

"Don't worry!", said Dangerous. "Just tuck a twenty in your breast pocket and tell her that someone threw up on you and gave you twenty quid for the dry cleaning bill."

So they stay for another couple of hours at the pub and get even more drunk.

Eventually, he gets home and CB starts to dish out some nag pie.

"You absolutely reek of alcohol and you've puked all over yourself! My God, you're disgusting!", CB says.

Speaking very carefully, so as not to slur, SD says, "Nowainaminit, I can e'splain everythin! Itsh snot wha jew think I only had a cupla drrinks. But thiss other guy got ssic k all over me... he had one too many and he juss couldin hold hizz booze. He said he was verrry sorry an' gave me a twennie for the cleaning bill!"

CB looks in his breast pocket and says, "But there's forty quid in here!?."

"Oh, yeah...I almos' fergot, he shhhit in my pants, too."

[riffer]

Hmmmm.

I'm thinking you may want to avoid the Central Otago region for a while fella.

[Flyingpony]

So remind me, when you're moving to Auckland?

[Swoop]

someone threw up on you and gave you twenty quid for the dry cleaning bill."

They still use funny-money down in the South Island then????