Originally Posted by xerxesdaphat
It's not the Glad-wrap that's the problem - it's the tailing ring you have to put on to keep the Glad-wrap in place, getting THAT off afterwards is a real bear!!!!
Loud and Uncouth
It's not the Glad-wrap that's the problem - it's the tailing ring you have to put on to keep the Glad-wrap in place, getting THAT off afterwards is a real bear!!!!
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Shit, that's classy!! Glad nobody ever waved their dick covered in glad wrap in front of me!!!It's lunch wrap, not dick wrap!!
Forum whore
Toooo..... much inputShit, that's classy!! Glad nobody ever waved their dick covered in glad wrap in front of me!!!
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Holy crap there are millions of friken different types of condoms while your buying you crakers at countdown look down the deouderant and stuff isale!!
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Depends if you're having a dick for lunch I spose!!Shit, that's classy!! Glad nobody ever waved their dick covered in glad wrap in front of me!!!
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nothing when all you can do is wank to get off!!! teheheheheNo, it's a valid question. Last time I was looking, all I could find were those kinky ribbed ones, bright glow-in-the-dark novelty ones, awful-looking strawberry/banana flavoured ones, and Extra-thin ones (which are scary as hell -- had two break in a row, once).
What's wrong with Glad-wrap, anyway?
Hardcore Biker
Try before you buy maybe?
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C'mon, just admit that you were crap at blowing bubbles with real gum!
(By the way, "Bubbles" is back in town and wants to catch up with you...)
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I got a packet of those flavoured condoms once, it was assorted flavours. The skank i was with said "mmmmm, cheese and onion flavour". Stupid tart, I hadn't put one on yet.......
Forum whore
might I suggest an improvement in personal hygiene....like when you shower maybe you should wash your diddle??
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I spend hours washing it!
Forum whore
with cheese and onion??I spend hours washing it!
The Loose Goose
Yes, we weren't allowed to have condoms as chewing gum - far too expensive! We had to lick the polystyrene sheets - not chew mind, we were far too poor to allow them to be wasted so wantonly!what does polystyrene taste like chook? and how do you know? you have a deprive child hood like dover? or is impoverished a better word
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I suppose you walked to school in the snow bare foot...up hill all the way there and up hill all the way home and ate mouldy eggplant sandwiches everyday for lunch???
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