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    His name is Kerry Dukey.
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    Quote Originally Posted by White trash View Post
    His name is Kerry Dukey.
    Good call mate......that's him!
    Cept he's busy flying jets in Iraq right now...

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    Yep! I knew it! You guys know him! Todays story, said loudly so that everyone could hear it over the noise of a concrete pour, was 'Mate, went home last night and took the old bike for a ride. Thrashed the arse of it , went past a cop with no license plate [Just like his car!] and next minute I had the flashing blue lights, come on boys I said, then I had every cop in Whangarei chasing me. Went down Second Ave and cut up the alley to the Bypass and lost them.' I couldn't tell if the stuff flying out of his mouth was spittle or jizz! This is a guy in his 40's, he would have to be a P addict.Hope he doesn't have kids!

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    He has, mate! He told me his son is 6'4" & 120kgs of solid muscle, captain of the first 15, head prefect and has his way with any girl he wants (including young student teachers)... and he's only just started college this year!

    He said something about having an heir to his throne....?
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    maybe its dmntd?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Colapop View Post
    He has, mate! He told me his son is 6'4" & 120kgs of solid muscle, captain of the first 15, head prefect and has his way with any girl he wants (including young student teachers)... and he's only just started college this year!

    He said something about having an heir to his throne....?
    Do people like that think everybody else believes their bullshit, do they believe themselves.... or do they just not care?

    And do they have a big self-esteeem/ego problem???
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    Low self esteem, attention seeker. At least he's only commiting social crime...
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    Quote Originally Posted by scumdog View Post
    Do people like that think everybody else believes their bullshit, do they believe themselves.... or do they just not care?

    And do they have a big self-esteeem/ego problem???
    Nah...the guy is simply a pathalogical (sp?) liar....I honestly don't think he can help himself.

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    Sounds like a cock to me - His name isnt Shane ***** and he drives a 350 sunbird?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Crasherfromwayback View Post
    Nah...the guy is simply a pathalogical (sp?) liar....I honestly don't think he can help himself.
    Thats Mat Halliburton
    Ha fucken ha
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    Quote Originally Posted by bistard View Post
    Thats Mat Halliburton
    Ha fucken ha
    I think he was last seen holding Dukies hand as they skipped happily off to bare bottom land.....

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    Kerrys alright,I tell you what he knows his shit when it comes to
    Suspension,transfomed both my bikes!!
    Was reccommended by Dr Robert
    "The road to Hell is really grippy with loads of run off & some wicked lefthanders"

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    Nah... I dont know that guy... sorry lol...
    *read all the thread tho*... a lil confused...
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    Ive met him several times. Faa Too Fulloffaeces.
    Last I heard he was in Christchurch.
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    Quote Originally Posted by bistard View Post
    Kerrys alright,I tell you what he knows his shit when it comes to
    Suspension,transfomed both my bikes!!
    Was reccommended by Dr Robert
    Really? You let a guy who (in his own words) "Took a mate round the outside on me XT500 at 160 kays mate-ahh, ran a bit wide and there's a fucken Volkswagen Beetle coming the other way, so I just hoisted the front and wheelied right over it mate-ahhh. Didn't even slow down." work on your bike? Brave man.

    This is what he tells MOTORCYCLE slaes people in MOTORCYCLE shops.

    How's this one.

    "Got myself a Buell X1 Lightning. People give these things shit but the guy on the 'Blade was sure surprised when I WHEELIED 'round the outside of him with me knee down going up the Rimutakas."


    Ummmmm, what else can I recall......

    Oh yeah, "Testing for the Suzuki GP team back in the day at Daytona. Went past Roberts into turn one at 170mph with smoke pissing off my front tyre. Suzuki guys told me they'd have me riding for them, but I was just too hot. A bit radical for us"

    He's not a "good guy", he's a raving cocksucker who forgets he's talking to bike people, and thinks he's talking to 13 year old school girls.

    Edit: Almost forgot, if you even HALF buy into his bullshit (or just want a fucking good laugh) google "Kerry Dukey" and have a bit of a browse......
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