Do you know this guy?

**Guitana** · 19th February 2007, 08:56

Originally Posted by pritch008

Give the guy credit, that's brilliant!

With that level of creativity he's probably moved on to writing election manifestos now.

Yeah but I kept expecting him to start laughing and say he was bullshitting me but he truly beleived himself!!!!

He told me another one some time later about going duck shooting there were no ducks so he got out his cleaning gear and started cleaning the shot guns barrels with a cleaning rod (still loaded apparently) when a duck flew right in front of him so he stood up with the cleaning rod still down one barrel and let loose on the hapless duck!!! But HULLO (this was his favourite saying and also a clear indication that the story was about to become local folklore and that his legends would be passed down from generation to generation)not only did he shoot the duck with the first shot but the second shot( the barrel with the cleaning rod in it) sailed past the duck and into the clearing across the other side of the pond apparently making a funny noise!!!
After he recovered the duck by swimming in and retreiving it he proceeded to the clearing where he searched for the subsonic cleaning rod!
He walked through a bunch of toitois to find his cleaning rod firmly imbedded in the chest of a 16 point stag Stone dead!!!

I told him he was a fucken legend and proceeded to out do his story but to no avail!!! I could not compete with a pathological liar who actually beleived every word he said and said it with a straight face!

**scumdog** · 19th February 2007, 09:26

Originally Posted by Guitana

Yeah but I kept expecting him to start laughing and say he was bullshitting me but he truly beleived himself!!!!

He told me another one some time later about going duck shooting there were no ducks so he got out his cleaning gear and started cleaning the shot guns barrels with a cleaning rod (still loaded apparently) when a duck flew right in front of him so he stood up with the cleaning rod still down one barrel and let loose on the hapless duck!!! But HULLO (this was his favourite saying and also a clear indication that the story was about to become local folklore and that his legends would be passed down from generation to generation)not only did he shoot the duck with the first shot but the second shot( the barrel with the cleaning rod in it) sailed past the duck and into the clearing across the other side of the pond apparently making a funny noise!!!
After he recovered the duck by swimming in and retreiving it he proceeded to the clearing where he searched for the subsonic cleaning rod!
He walked through a bunch of toitois to find his cleaning rod firmly imbedded in the chest of a 16 point stag Stone dead!!!

That is just a re-hash of an old story from muzzle-loading days only in THAT story the ram-rod shot two ducks flying side-by-side and when the guy went to retreive them he found the ram-rod had speared a large trout on its return to earth and the story teller was so surprised he slepped and fell over loosing one of his gum-boots and when he fished it out of the water it was full of white-bait!!

In real life your mates shotgun would have blown to bits with a cleaning rod down the barrle, but hey were talking about a rabid bull-shitter here.....

**Guitana** · 19th February 2007, 09:39

Originally Posted by scumdog

That is just a re-hash of an old story from muzzle-loading days only in THAT story the ram-rod shot two ducks flying side-by-side and when the guy went to retreive them he found the ram-rod had speared a large trout on its return to earth and the story teller was so surprised he slepped and fell over loosing one of his gum-boots and when he fished it out of the water it was full of white-bait!!

In real life your mates shotgun would have blown to bits with a cleaning rod down the barrle, but hey were talking about a rabid bull-shitter here.....

Rabid would be an understatement!!! But he was happy in his little world of fantasy! I just avoided him like a dose of the clap for fear of getting another ear bashing over his latest adventure!!!