In a recent self-survey, 61% of me was astounded by the sensationalism of the TV press, 30% was merely irked, and 9% had no opinion.
In contrast, in 1990 only 49% of me was astounded by unfair reporting, with 7% of me being bummed by it, and 44% not really giving a crap.
Findings:
1. Levels of cynicism increase with maturity.
2. 100% of me is sure that 100% of politicians and the news media are 100% full of rancid, smoldering, drippy excrement resembling what might be deposited by a sick dog in a third-world country at the height of stifling heat spell.
(I'm 87.3% certain that the above is a run-on sentence, though only 11.4% concerned about it)
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“- He felt that his whole life was some kind of dream and he sometimes wondered whose it was and whether they were enjoying it.”
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