Johnny Foreigners Ride

[scracha]

Seein as all the kiwi's can't ride for peanuts and they're always slagging off us immigrants. How 'bout a foreigners only ride for early April?

[justsomeguy]

Seein as all the kiwi's can't ride for peanuts and they're always slagging off us immigrants. How 'bout a foreigners only ride for early April?

Uhmm, I don't know if that goes against the spirit of KB. I heard there is this spirit in KB - a real scary creature - wears a white sheet and carries a deadly jandal......

Are all foreigners allowed on this ride? What about those born here??

Can Pakeha's come too? Cos they're not really from here are they??

Oooh yeah?? What about women (apparently they need special mention)?

Children or pets? They allowed?

I'm Indian and supposed to have a dairy (although I don't) - can I come and sell you guys stuff? I can bring some peanuts if some kiwi's come.

Oh yeah - I don't have a bike - but I wanna come, can I come in the cage?? I wont be riding but I'll be on the ride though... huh, huh????

[Karma]

I wanna come, can I come in the cage??

Only if you clean up after yourself

[justsomeguy]

Only if you clean up after yourself

It's the start of the working day you rodent............stop spending so much time on wickedweasel........ it's doing your head in.

[idleidolidyll]

I'm from Invercargill (shiver!) and have lived a third of my life in other countries: is that foreign enough?

[Karma]

Start of the working day? Thought those dairys had to be open by 8am? and usually get there about 7 to start putting the papers out for the paper rounds...

[Marmoot]

do we get to ride on the right hand side of the road?

[Deano]

Stirrer - LOL.

[deeknow]

Seein as all the kiwi's can't ride for peanuts and they're always slagging off us immigrants. How 'bout a foreigners only ride for early April?

I hear they salt the roads down South, maybe you'd feel more comfortable down there?

[scracha]

I hear they salt the roads down South, maybe you'd feel more comfortable down there?

Fak, I didn't bait as many kiwi's as I thought. They're normally a wingeing nationalistic bunch. Alright slagging off foreign drivers but cant' take a dose of their own fakin medicine.

[McJim]

Just wait - they'll red rep ya in yer sleep - even if it was tongue in cheek the idea has merit....

[doc]

Fak, I didn't bait as many kiwi's as I thought. They're normally a wingeing nationalistic bunch. Alright slagging off foreign drivers but cant' take a dose of their own fakin medicine.

Na we are best at prunning tall poppies.

[scracha]

Just wait - they'll red rep ya in yer sleep - even if it was toungue in cheek the idea has merit....

Gawd help us with the slagging we'd get if anyone crashed on that rideout though

[Scouse]

Uhmm, I don't know if that goes against the spirit of KB. I heard there is this spirit in KB - a real scary creature - wears a white sheet and carries a deadly jandal......

Are all foreigners allowed on this ride? What about those born here??

Can Pakeha's come too? Cos they're not really from here are they??

Oooh yeah?? What about women (apparently they need special mention)?

Children or pets? They allowed?

I'm Indian and supposed to have a dairy (although I don't) - can I come and sell you guys stuff? I can bring some peanuts if some kiwi's come.

Oh yeah - I don't have a bike - but I wanna come, can I come in the cage?? I wont be riding but I'll be on the ride though... huh, huh????

Haven't you fucked off yet

[Scouse]

By the way Jimmy im a Scouse so it looks like I'll be comin along