The only way to pull off a Sunday afternoon quickie with their 8-year-old son in the apartment was to send him out on the balcony with a Popsicle and tell him to report on all the neighborhood activities.
He began his commentary as his parents put their plan into operation:
"There's a car being towed from the parking lot," he shouted.
A few moments passed. "An ambulance just drove by."
A few moments later, "Looks like the Anderson's have company," he
called out "Matt's riding a new bike ...."
A few moments later, "Looks like the Sanders are moving." "Jason is on his
skate board ..."
A few more moments, "The Coopers are having sex !!"
Startled, his Mother and Dad shot up in bed ! Dad cautiously called
out, How do you know they are having sex ?"
"Jimmy Cooper is standing on his balcony with a Popsicle too."
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