Daisy, Daisy, give me your answer do.![]()
I'm half crazy, all for the love of you.![]()
It won't be a stylish marriage.![]()
I can't afford a carriage.![]()
But you'll look sweet,![]()
upon the seat,![]()
of a bicycle built for two.![]()
Yes folks, it's that ol'gijoe1313 up to his ol'tricks and making sure Daisy is still kept within the KB circle of love![]()
I now have a Yamaha (and not a Kwaka as I keep postulating! <-- cheers McJim) and one more step to my goal of owning one of each brand of bike (and keeping them all!) .. it's lovely, it's mine and I will love it and pet it and shine it and talk to it and bling it and ride it and... you get the general idea!
My little ol'Hornet now has a girlfriend to keep him comfortable when his plonker of an owner isn't biffing him off a bank!
I think Donor will in time, come to regret his passe decision - he knows it not, being a young Padawan. I will love and look after Daisy until he comes to his senses.
It will be my trackday bike, and Lo, all is well in the House of the Inner Ricer. There shall be decals of flowers, a dancing daisy to replace it's missing back cowl, more LED lights anew, spit and polish and eventually a rebored and sleeved 350cc heart to govern!
Oh Daisy, Daisy
You have my answer do,
That crazy little ol'Hornet rider too!
I will be buying new bling for you -
That silly ol'Donor, will be in a stew,
But it doesn't matter woohoo!
PS - Having an IMI Desert Eagle pressed against Donor's forehead was an effective negotiation technique, lighted bamboo strips beneath his fingernails was an added incentive with a wet cloth and dripping water over his mouth the final piece de resistance!![]()
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