What am I? Fly paper for freaks!

**James Deuce** · 19th February 2007, 14:27

I'd bling you but I have to spread it around.

You should start a blog man.

**Indiana_Jones** · 19th February 2007, 14:33

lol, classic!

-Indy

**scracha** · 19th February 2007, 14:33

I want your job buddy!

I'm self employed and regularly have to deal with fucktards myself. Unfortunately this town is far too small for me to go into detail.

Still cracks me up how people come out with stuff implying that computers are all "new". FFS, they've been in people's homes for over 25 years. They're about as "new fangled" as CD players.

**riffer** · 19th February 2007, 14:39

Originally Posted by Jim2

I'd bling you but I have to spread it around.

That's okay. I've given him one for you since I can't give you anymore.

**Sniper** · 19th February 2007, 14:48

Originally Posted by Jim2

You should start a blog man.

Never. No one tends to apprieciate a blog and Im too lazy to keep one regularly updated. This way you guys get a chuckle as often as it happens to me.

**Flyingpony** · 19th February 2007, 15:12

Originally Posted by Sniper

Wednesday started out fairly simply with no one bothering me ... It seems Mr Chandrasegarampillai (Yes thats the name) ... when I told him this, he went spak! It was all I could do (which wasnt much) to stop me bursting out laughing while he obviously yelled at me in hindu or something similar and when he heard me laughing he just lost it and hung up..... I thought this was the end.

You sure you didn't give Mr Chandrasegarampillai my home phone because I had some weird Hindu guy ringing my place wanting to speak to somebody I don't have a clue even existed at my residence. He even insisted he was right and this person must exist at my house because the number he had was the same as mine and blah blah ... I hanged up. Prick rang back and the phone rang and rang for 5 BLOODY minutes! Twice just encase he missed dialed the first time!

Mr Hindu first rang on Thursday and again on Friday at the same time of the evening. Didn't ring over the weekend, then again, I was on the Inter-web, that might have helped. Wonder if he'll ring tonight?

**imdying** · 19th February 2007, 15:13

Tears down my face

**dawnrazor** · 19th February 2007, 15:18

Thats the longest post I've ever seen from you Sniper........

**Swoop** · 19th February 2007, 15:22

Superb!

Stu, keep up the good work. Perhaps you need a small customer dervice counter adornment... like a Barrett. That might divert the attention of the "irate customer" on arrival

**Macktheknife** · 19th February 2007, 15:24

Good stories mate, well done.
The old "I'm sorry, you seem to have me confused with someone who gives a shit" works well too.
Cheers

**Beemer** · 19th February 2007, 15:25

Originally Posted by Flyingpony

Mr Hindu first rang on Thursday and again on Friday at the same time of the evening. Didn't ring over the weekend, then again, I was on the Inter-web, that might have helped. Wonder if he'll ring tonight?

If he rings again, ask for his phone number and try the same trick on him!

**Sniper** · 19th February 2007, 15:25

Originally Posted by dawnrazor

Thats the longest post I've ever seen from you Sniper........

Should be. I started typing it at 1015 this morning because I was trying to avoid a meeting and then got bugged by phone calls all day

Originally Posted by Swoop

Stu, keep up the good work. Perhaps you need a small customer dervice counter adornment... like a Barrett. That might divert the attention of the "irate customer" on arrival

I usually really on my attituide and a fuck off if it comes down to it. I havent met a customer who knows how to deal with that yet.