What am I? Fly paper for freaks!

[Cibby]

"Sniper, Sniper Sniper"

Those stories were wicked, keep em coming mate

[onearmedbandit]

Good write up Stu, look forward to further installments!

[jrandom]

We could start a "work war stories" thread.

Yeah.

Today, for instance, I'm trying to write a whitepaper on applied psychoacoustics. I had a tense little argument with a colleague an hour ago about what information should, and shouldn't, be reserved for his patent application. I won, of course, because I'm a cunt.

With edgy shit like that happening regularly, no wonder Mrs Fish always looks fascinated when I come home and tell her about my day.

[SlashWylde]

The sheer stupidity of some people, their and disconnection with observed reality never cease to amaze me. Please do share more of these amazing tales

[oldrider]

Sorry Sniper, I looked at the post size and thought, too much! (it's hot out side)

I sorted through the replies to see what the reactions were like.

Well done Sniper, the reviews are pretty much in support of your thread subject and presentation.

I am now tempted enough to go back and read the whole opening post.(what have I missed?)

The thought (quietly) crossed my mind, from reading the replies, that it seems you don't like "customers", it also crossed my mind,(quietly, again) what sort of a day would you have if you never had any, fuckwits or not!

Now having read the reviews, I will go back to the front and read the novel, completely unbiased of course! John.

[Paul in NZ]

Mr Chandrasegarampillai

Wonder if he is sick of people asking him - "How do you spell that?" Musta been a bastard at school enrolment day - would have used all his ink on the first day!

[SixPackBack]

Sounds like Fawlty Towers down your way Sniper, perhaps more entertaining...keep it coming

[oldrider]

Bwwaahhhhhhaha, that was well worth the time taken to read!

Mrs O/R read it too and we both pissed our selves laughing!

:slap: We will shout you some real ones one day, when we meet you. Cheers John.

[Hans]

Brilliant mate, please DO post more. I couldn't agree with you more. There is no excuse for being an idiot. None.

[nadroj]

Best you post these stories (edited) on a customer notice board for their perusal / entertainment and to take the wind out of the next complainee's sails. I'd be interested to hear the reactions and change in attitudes. You could go for a walk out the back looking for the person in charge to give them a little reading time. Don't forget to include a few pics of people parked on rocks & in drains too.

[0arbreaka]

Sounds like you need a cold one Sniper

[Donor]

I feel your pain.

Worked a few months in the Avis call centre.

Lost track on day 3 of the "We didn't get all our days because we left NZ early/broke the car/were imprisoned for bestiality and as our agreement was for X days, the rental agreement should be null and void, we want our money back!" calls.

And I only had the twats on the phone.

If I wore a hat sniper, I'd take it off to you.

[Steam]

I want to hear the one about the fat people in the little car!

[Lou Girardin]

It seems that bike renters are a bit smarter. Except for the Merkin woman who dropped our Dyna on roadworks (she rode over to the same spot where the guy in front had just dropped his, to see if he was OK) Then refused to tell us where the accident happened. Then, to top it off, complained to Harley US that the tyres were bald!
But overall, they're OK.
I guess bikers are just brighter.

[Toaster]

Good read dude. Cheers.