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    The Zoo

    A bloke starts his new job at the zoo and is given three tasks. First is to clear the exotic fish pool of weeds. As he does this a huge fish jumps out and bites him.



    To show the others who's boss he beats it to death with a spade. Realizing his employer won't be best pleased he disposes of the fish by feeding it to the lions, as lions will eat anything.



    Moving on to the second job of clearing out the Chimp house, he is attacked by the chimps that pelt him with coconuts. He swipes at two chimps with a spade, killing them both. What can he do? Feed them to the lions, he says to himself, because lions eat anything. He hurls the corpses into the lion enclosure.




    He moved on to the last job which is to collect honey from the South American Bees. As soon as he starts he is attacked by the bees. He grabs the spade and smashes the bees to a pulp. By now he knows what to do and throws them in with the lions.



    Later that day a new lion arrives at the zoo. He wanders up to another lion and says, "What's the food like here?"



    The lion says "Absolutely brilliant".





    .WAIT FOR IT







    .WAIT







    .WAIT







    .WAIT A BIT LONGER









    "Today we had fish and chimps with mushy bees."

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    That was sooo not worth the wait.

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    sad sad sad

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    HAHAHA

    : : :

    It was deffinantly wourth it, legend!

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    that was pretty dry, but hey,

    atleast you tried..
    Never let your enemy see your emotions, for it is the one weapon they will value most.



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