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  1. 21st February 2007, 10:17 #1
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    Introduction (Mr Merde)

    Hello

    I thought to introduce myself to everyone would be a good idea before I sat back and watched.

    I am Mr Merde.
    Been in NZ for 4 years
    Middle aged
    Been riding a few years more than I care to think back on.
    Second time single
    Work in the security industry

    Now I will sit back and watch, listen and learn.

    I appologise now, if I make anyone upset once I do join in but I dont suffer fools gladly and tend to speak my mind.

    If anyone has a problem with that then please add me to their ignore list now.
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    Hey... Welcome to KB
    I'm not a complete idiot... some pieces are missing

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    Hello back - and welcome to the fray

    ........... you'll find we do 'outspoken' rather well here
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    Hi and welcome!!
    (how about some guys say hi to this fello, otherwise he'll start to think the place is full of women!)
    Edit: not that there's anything wrong with that either!
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  5. 21st February 2007, 13:08 #5
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    Welcome to KB from a bloke
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    Hello from another bloke, albeit a married emasculated one who knows how to say "Yes Dear".
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    You ain't french by anychance either? Merde = that brown, smelly stuff! Remember, people do bite in this place - so ensure your fingers are encased in streetfighter/carbon knuckles!

    Oh yeah - welcome to the site!
    "I like to ride anyplace, anywhere, any time, any way!"
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    hey welcome to kb!!!!!This place is totally mad and thats why I love it!!!!
    <span style=font-family: Century Gothic><font size=4><font color=DarkOrchid>Live and let live</font></font></span>
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  10. 22nd February 2007, 22:41 #10
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    Quote Originally Posted by u4ea View Post
    hey welcome to kb!!!!!This place is totally mad and thats why I love it!!!!
    Welcome to KB, please take a seat and the nurse will bring your medication shortly. You don't have to be nuts to join....
    but it helps, you will fit in better.
    You don't suffer fools gladly huh, man are you in the wrong place! lol

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    nah den ya gobshyte..welcome!


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  13. 22nd February 2007, 22:57 #13
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    gday mr M,
    Welcome to kb from another bloke.
    Whatever you want and don't want - you'll find it here on kb.
    Enjoy your time here and ride safe.

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  14. 23rd February 2007, 02:44 #14
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    Welcome,Lotsa interesting debates and info on here. Am sure you will enjoy. Thanks for intro..

    See ya round the ramblings I am a newbie too.
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  15. 23rd February 2007, 07:34 #15
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    Talking of merde....Call me a cynic if you like but the words "rat" and "smell" come to mind.


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