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  1. 21st February 2007, 10:20 #1
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    Birth issues

    Minutes after a woman gave birth to her baby her doctor stood
    solemnly at her bedside and said, "I have something I must tell you
    about your baby."

    "What's wrong?" the alarmed mother asked.

    "Your baby is a hermaphrodite. "

    "What's that?"

    "It means your baby has both male and female parts."

    "Oh, my goodness, that's wonderful!" the woman exclaimed. "You mean
    it has a p*nis and a brain?
    If a man is alone in the woods and there isn't a woke Hollywood around to call him racist, is he still white?


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  2. 21st February 2007, 10:23 #2
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    Haha, could go on the girls rides and the boys rides
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    love it!! Doesn't mean he would know how to use the brain tho!! lol
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    That is terribly misleading, men have both a penis and a brain
    the only problem is that they only have enough blood to run one at a time!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Macktheknife View Post
    That is terribly misleading, men have both a penis and a brain
    the only problem is that they only have enough blood to run one at a time!!!!
    True, which is why women think we don't have brains!
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    ferkin excellent!!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Squeak the Rat View Post
    Haha, could go on the girls rides and the boys rides
    . you just can't let it ride, can you .....
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    Quote Originally Posted by mstriumph View Post
    . you just can't let it ride, can you .....
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    If a man is alone in the woods and there isn't a woke Hollywood around to call him racist, is he still white?


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    I don't get it, but this thread makes me horny.
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    Talk about a conflict of intrests
    To every man upon this earth
    Death cometh sooner or late
    And how can a man die better
    Than facing fearful odds
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    And the temples of his Gods
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