Minutes after a woman gave birth to her baby her doctor stood
solemnly at her bedside and said, "I have something I must tell you
about your baby."
"What's wrong?" the alarmed mother asked.
"Your baby is a hermaphrodite. "
"What's that?"
"It means your baby has both male and female parts."
"Oh, my goodness, that's wonderful!" the woman exclaimed. "You mean
it has a p*nis and a brain?
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