I want a do-over!

[Macktheknife]

I want to live my next life backwards.
You start out dead and get that out of the way.
Then you wake up in an old age home feeling better every day.
You get kicked out for being too healthy; go collect your pension,

When you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day.
You work 40 years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement.

You drink alcohol, you party, you're generally promiscuous
and you get ready for High School.

You go to primary school, you become a kid, you play,
you have no responsibilities, you become a baby, and then...

You spend your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury, in
spa-like conditions; central heating, room service on tap, larger
quarters every day, and then, you finish off as an orgasm.

I rest my case.

[NighthawkNZ:Me]

Oldie but a goodie..

[Quartermile]

It would be friken legend

[Motu]

Well the Cat wasn't too impressed when he had a crap in the bushes.....

[-df-]

Well the Cat wasn't too impressed when he had a crap in the bushes.....

haha, forgot about that episode...it was a great one.

[oldrider]

You have got too much time on your hands, go for a ride on your bike!

Should you of course gain enough influence to start the process in motion!!!!

I might look forward to having screaming testosterone and the inflamed gonads of a teenager again!!!

Bugger having to suffer all the other shit that goes with it!

But then again.........(thinks back reflectively).........."YES".......put me down as a starter Mack!.... Cheers John.