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    Gorillas

    A zoo-keeper needed some gorillas for his zoo..so off he goes into the jungle..starts asking a few locals about how he can catch some live gorillas...go and c the old man that lives in a hut over there..the zoo-keeper goes over and knocks on the door..an old man comes out..i need some live gorillas for my zoo.says the zoo-keeper.the old man grabs a gun and a fox terrier dog..and off they go..they walk trough the jungle for a while,and come across a gorilla up a tree..the old man shakes shit out of the tree..the gorilla falls on the ground.then the foxy starts shagging it..after about 10 minutes the the gorilla is stuffed, the zoo-keeper puts it in a cage,,,,,ok lets get another one....same thing happens..spot a gorilla up a tree ,,the old man shakes the tree..gorilla falls out and the foxy gets stuck into it..so they walk more..here is a big gorilla up a tree.the old man shakes the tree..and the gorilla opens one eye and just looks.ok says the old man.here take my gun..i will go up and get him out.no no says the zoo-keeper.dont want to shoot him..a dead gorilla is no good to me,,the old man says..iam not talking about the gorilla....if i fall out of that tree....u shoot that fucking dog....Keep The Power On......KEV

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    Repost..... and fucken hard to read
    To every man upon this earth
    Death cometh sooner or late
    And how can a man die better
    Than facing fearful odds
    For the ashes of his fathers
    And the temples of his Gods

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sniper View Post
    Repost..... and fucken hard to read
    I now know why you have so many posts....they are all "Repost"!!

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