Exactly, so enters Tub Girl
No longer stutter bike
Exactly, so enters Tub Girl
Hardcore Biker
Islanders are fat. Well the person who discovered that gem must have a Masters Degree in the Bleeding Obvious.
Maybe their next research should be to fly to the sun with a thermometer to see if it is hot.
Any wonder why? I dropped my Kids at the movies yesterday and had a little wait outside before collecting them. Interesting observations. I couldn't believe the laziness of the local Bros. The threatre entrance is up one floor. That's right one simple flight of steps. There is a lift for disabled and elderly types, but guess who were the only users I saw. Not the grannies, not the kiddies. Nope, it seems Islanders aged from 5 to 25 are not capable of climbing one flight of steps!. I'm not playing the racist card, it was just disappointing to witness. I couldn't believe it when teenagers, supposedly in the prime of fitness queued! That's right it's a small lift so they would wait while all the whities walked on past up the steps wondering what the queue was for. You can't help those who wont help themselves.
Happiness is a means of travel, not a destination
psytrance junkie
thats actually true... but then again, they are also alot bigger boned than the average whitie or other... so they seem fatter...
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No longer stutter bike
yea big bones dosen't force you to eat takeaways and star on all the 'push play' ads
psytrance junkie
that is very true...lol im not saying its ALL because of big bones... ya nong... *runs*
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Forum whore
big bones my fucking arse.
coconuts bones snap like dry kindling if you hit them right. mostly cos they're fat and have shit diets.
big fucking bones. big belly bone, big arse bone.
psytrance junkie
lol by big bones i mean WIDE structure of the bones... it doesnt mean they necessarily have to be strong.. not at all...
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Forum whore
flat noses and ju ju lips dont have bones in them.Originally Posted by Curious_AJ
neither do stomachs, muffins or arse cheeks.
psytrance junkie
lol, yeah but it makes a person look bigger on the whole... :P
"Take life one day at a time. Make mistakes. Learn from them. Come out a better person. Never regret the things that have gotten you where you are today."
No longer stutter bike
I think Dover just made pretty un-arguable points, they're FAT ok?
BBNDR
Hit a few of them have you Dover??
Forum whore
On the pitch, yeah.
And you'd think a skinny (at the time) white cunt like me would be the one fucking off in Speedie's fucktruck amped up on morphine.
And guess what? the club never got the socks or jerseys back either.
BBNDR
Bwaaaaahhaaaaaaa
psytrance junkie
i think i deserve a trophy for losing 4.2kgs in approximately 3 weeks
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e mare libertas
What do you weigh now, then? You're a girl, right? Perhaps it was just water retention...i think i deserve a trophy for losing 4.2kgs in approximately 3 weeks
This one time, you know, I weighed myself before and after taking a dump. 1.5kg, baby. Oh yeah.
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