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    "Photoshop it" - for all of us long-suffering Photoshop artists

    You know who you are.

    If you are one, you will understand this. And laugh. Kinda nervously. Then cry.

    Because it's so true.
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    Lol

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    actually, i've never had/used fotoshop... but its funny anyway!
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    Yea, never used Photoshop but get the same thing with AutoCad all the time.

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    can safely assure I'll get at least 5 requests to "photoshop it" per day. Thanks TV.

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    lol'd at that one.

    Good stuff.

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    The sad thing is I get that at work all the time from our clients...

    Its not far from the truth

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    Had that on the lunch room wall years ago.

    "Can't you just res-it-up?"

    "Can you turn this guy around so he's facing the camera, not his back to it?"

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    Or "Can you just overprint that connecting new zealanders bit"... (in-joke)
    And I to my motorcycle parked like the soul of the junkyard. Restored, a bicycle fleshed with power, and tore off. Up Highway 106 continually drunk on the wind in my mouth. Wringing the handlebar for speed, wild to be wreckage forever.

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    I've spent so much time photoshoping stuff it'll be easier and cheaper to go and do another shot!

    And yeah I get this all the time - 'can you make this high-res?' - high-res done - 'why is it smaller than the one I gave you?'

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    Actually the cartoon graphic artist reminds me of an adjoining studio to an old workplace of mine. The poor bastards were made to wear shirt and ties - fuck that the only time I wear a shirt 'n' tie is for weddings, court appearances or the wife get's kinky.....actually just the former

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    Quote Originally Posted by riffer View Post
    Or "Can you just overprint that connecting new zealanders bit"... (in-joke)
    Why yes, yes I can.

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    Hahaha... it's too true. Like those American films, where they take the grainy 320x240 security cam footage and zoom in on a 4x4px area of a man's face and `enhance' it to produce a perfect, high-resolution image. People believe it, too. Mad.

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    Quote Originally Posted by xerxesdaphat View Post
    Hahaha... it's too true. Like those American films, where they take the grainy 320x240 security cam footage and zoom in on a 4x4px area of a man's face and `enhance' it to produce a perfect, high-resolution image. People believe it, too. Mad.
    I thought security cameras were high quality cameras that capture at 1920x1200pixels but only display at 320x240. Till you zoom in. Like digital zoom cameras.



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