ATTN: feminists

[Holy Roller]

Sounds like some of the senior rates I knew in the Navy!

Even after 20 of marriage I still iron my own shirts, the Mrs would never touch any of my uniform while in pussers she only got to try once as a new bride and has never voluntered again. Perfect seams and three equal distant starched creases across the back of the shirt with one finger width spacing wasn't too much to ask for.
Now its just a quick wipe over with a cold brick these days the shirt is covered with a jacket these cooler days. Its no ironing for the work shirts though straight from the dryer and my body heat irons them as i go. Ah wash and wear thats the way to go.

[What?]

A quick feminist joke...
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If you are going to take offence, hit your back button now...
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Go on, go back.
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Oh, awright then...


Q: How do you pick a feminist at a party?

A: She's the fat, ugly one that no-one is talking to.

[Ms Piggy]

A quick feminist joke...
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If you are going to take offence, hit your back button now...
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Q: How do you pick a feminist at a party?

A: She's the fat, ugly one that no-one is talking to.

You forget the bit about hairy pits - eeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwww!!

Hmmmmm maybe I'm not a feminist afterall Although I do believe there are different extremes of feminists as there are different extremes of chauvinists.

[Mr Skid]

You forget the bit about hairy pits - eeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwww!!


Hmmmmm maybe I'm not a feminist afterall Although I do believe there are different extremes of feminists as there are different extremes of chauvinists.

heh, I think I've encountered every feminist extreme while doing an arts degree - from the lipstick lesbians to the scary hairies *shudder*

Are there any real frightening examples in your papers CSL?

[What?]

...I do believe there are different extremes of feminists as there are different extremes of chauvinists.

And different extremes of extremists...

[Ms Piggy]

Are there any real frightening examples in your papers CSL?

Tee hee. Nah there aren't at all. We're all pretty straight froward straight women.

I flat with 2 lesbians but they're both pretty unscary too.

[Ms Piggy]

And different extremes of extremists...

I don't look at being a feminist as being an extremist.

[What?]

I don't look at being a feminist as being an extremist.

Doesn't matter what you are, as soon as you become extremist, you lose credibility with all except other extremists.
As you didn't attack me for posting that cheap joke, I can assume that not only are not an extremist, but that you also have a sense of humour. Top stuff! There's too many serious people in this world (and some of them are extremely serious).

[Ms Piggy]

Doesn't matter what you are, as soon as you become extremist, you lose credibility with all except other extremists.
As you didn't attack me for posting that cheap joke, I can assume that not only are not an extremist, but that you also have a sense of humour. Top stuff! There's too many serious people in this world (and some of them are extremely serious).

I can be nauseatingly serious at times but, I think (hope!) that you were just making a light hearted joke. I have some strong views but have learnt that there is a time and a place to speak up...normally when I'm with a bunch of peoplewho agree with me!! Much simpler that way

[What?]

...I think (hope!) that you were just making a light hearted joke...

Absolutely.
I ride a BMW, but I can still call them Bavarian Money Wasters.
My blonde sister has a huge list of blonde jokes.
You have to laugh, or you go crazy...

But I will NOT post the only other feminist joke I know. That would cause offense, and not just to feminists

[Mongoose]

Absolutely.
I ride a BMW, but I can still call them Bavarian Money Wasters.
My blonde sister has a huge list of blonde jokes.
You have to laugh, or you go crazy...

But I will NOT post the only other feminist joke I know. That would cause offense, and not just to feminists

Go on, I dare ya, give them the and go for it!

[Ms Piggy]

But I will NOT post the only other feminist joke I know. That would cause offense, and not just to feminists

Well what was the other joke then?? If ya can't laugh at yourself it's a sad, sad world.

Go on, I dare ya, give them the and go for it!

I'm with Mongoose.

[riffer]

Well what was the other joke then?? If ya can't laugh at yourself it's a sad, sad world.



I'm with Mongoose.

Me too. I managed to handle all of Lynda's baby jokes...

[Motu]

Living on Waiheke Island in the 80s and 90s we saw plenty of extremists of every type.The dykes were the most defensive/agressive - ''I told you we shouldn't of got a man to do it,they always try to rip you off''. Some didn't give a shit and they were a bit of fun because they could laugh about it.The two chicks who started a welding business were funny - they reckoned the colourful sparks were pretty,still a bit of girl in there I think.

[What?]

Oh, all right then.

It is disgusting, though.

KK - don't look. It will corrupt you.


Really, go away....


Q: What is the difference between a feminist and a female ice hockey player?

A: The ice hockey player changes her pads after the second period.