should i a laugh, or what, that not that funny, or sexist i don't think
The Ragin Cajun
should i a laugh, or what, that not that funny, or sexist i don't think
Workin' Socially!
Originally Posted by What?
Ewwwwwwww groooooooooooosssssssssss!
My goal in life is to be as good a person as my dog already thinks I am.
Forum whore
But you were warned and still wanted it told
Nana
Year one, pillion tried when asked to iron shirts but kept burning them.
Year 2 stopped asking, stopped letting her use the iron at all.
Year 2.5 she does the ironing when I'm not home and pretends they came out of the drier like that.
Year 3.5 She insists on dooing the ironing if I put it on creased but refuses if I ask.
Every Day im Shuffling Shuffli
man look at my thread go
up to four pages.
Geriatric hippie
[QUOTE=Celtic_Sea_lily]
I like your style, CSL. :spudwave:
ACC - It's where the Enron accountants all went.
Geriatric hippie
The guys I got it from won a prize in a radio competition with it...
ACC - It's where the Enron accountants all went.
Workin' Socially!
[QUOTE=What?]Style - ooooo I say! Why TY!
I like your style, CSL. :spudwave:
Here's something for you fellas.
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THE TIME HAS FINALLY COME.. MEN STRIKE BACK! ! ! ! ! ! !
How many men does it take to open a beer?
None. It should be opened when she brings it.
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Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?
Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will probably never be able to support you.
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Why do women have smaller feet than men?
It's one of those evolutionary things that allows them to stand closer to the kitchen sink.
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How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart?
When she starts a sentence with A man once told me.
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How do you fix a woman's watch?
You don't. There is a clock on the oven.
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Why do men fart more than women?
Because women can't shut up long enough to build up the required pressure.
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If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first?
The dog, of course. He'll shut up once you let him in.
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What's worse than a Male Chauvinist Pig?
A woman who won't do what she's told.
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I married a Miss Right.
I just didn't know her first name was Always.
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Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman's sex drive by 90%.
It's called a Wedding Cake.
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Why do men die before their wives?
They want to.
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Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are sexy.
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In the beginning, God created the earth and rested.
Then God created Man and rested.
Then God created Woman.
Since then, neither God nor Man has rested.
My goal in life is to be as good a person as my dog already thinks I am.
Nana
washing machine,
fridge,
dishwasher,
freezer,
woman.
Wich is the odd one out and why?
Deus ex ukulele
I hope this isn't anything to do with the noise of taking your meat out, because that would be REALLY offensive...
"Standing on your mother's corpse you told me that you'd wait forever." [Bryan Adams: Summer of 69]
Nana
I was looking for the difference no the similarity, but why was the meat in the diswasher? Honky Hangi?
Workin' Socially!
I know! I know! The washing machine cos it doesn't belong in the kitchen!
My goal in life is to be as good a person as my dog already thinks I am.
Nana
Close but no cigarI know! I know! The washing machine cos it doesn't belong in the kitchen!
Forum whore
The woman coz you only have to flick a switch to turn the others on?
toadily mad
well at least you are asute enough to actually know this.
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