Send the usual : "Terribly sorry i did not receive your emails until now....blah blah....you can pick up at 1930 tonight at..... after 1945 the doors will be locked and i will not respond to anyone coming to my door. So please be on time. Also please respond to this message immediately, to confirm these details"
then 10 mins later "WHY HAVE YOU NOT RESPONDED YET! DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THE SERIOUSNESS OF THE LETTER!!!!"
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