I did 6 static line jumps in the early 80's. Round parachutes, not the square ones used now. Went through all the training and stuff, learnt forward and backward landing rolls, how to untangle certain malfunctions, how to use the reserve and so on. I remember they impressed on us over and over that it was important when we jumped to scream out 1001, 1002, 1003, 1004, 1005, then look up both risers to the 'chute an go "check" "check" to make sure the 'chute had opened OK. Well, I jumped out and went "aaaahhhhhhh fffuuuuuccckkk", then the 'chute was open and I was floating down ... then I thought "shit, I better make sure the 'chute looks OK" - so much for drumming that little exercise into me. There was a bit of a wind and I landed backwards with a nice landing roll. I remember being really nervous before the jump and during the climb to height, and on a real high after landing and couldn't wait to go again.
The next 3 jumps were similar - never did stop screaming out when I jumped. Jump 5 was going to my last one, but ... did the usual - nervous on the way up, screamed on the exit, chute appeared to have opened, then I thought "I seem to be descending way faster than my previous jumps, I'd better look up" ... oh fuck, it hasn't opened. The 'chute had come out of the pack and was just streaming above me like a lot of useless washing. I put my hand on the reserve handle and counted 1001, 1002, 1003 (I remembered this part of he training), and just started to put pressure on the reserve handle to pull it, staring at the main the whole time, when the main just popped open. The rest of the descent and landing was normal. I figured I couldn't really let that be my last jump, and have people think I chickened out after that incident. So I did one more jump - completely uneventful.
I remember being told during training that the main chute takes 20-30 minutes to pack, but the reserve takes over 2 hours to pack due to the extreme care that's put into this one, and that if the reserve is unused it's unpacked after 6 months (I think) thoroughly inspected and repacked. It's guaranteed to open. My jumps were done over a month or so and I saw 1 reserve used and one injury. I don't know what the story was with the reserve, the guy went into cloud under what appeared to be a good main and came out of cloud under the reserve. The injury was due to a different guy not following his training. He didn't do the landing roll as instructed, instead he crossed his legs then sat on them on landing, breaking his lower leg.
I remember it was awesome floating down under the 'chute, soooo quiet, and being able to see such awesome scenery everywhere with nothing to block the view, and as you got closer to the ground being able to hear the sounds of the country (dogs, cows, sheep) for miles around.
I did all this 25 years ago, and still remember it all so clearly. Just go do it, you'll never forget it, it's awesome - and safe.
The views expressed above may not match yours - But that's the reason my Dad went to war - wasn't it?
Life's journey is not to arrive at the grave safely in a well preserved body, .... but rather to skid in sideways, totally worn out,... shouting "man, what a ride"!!!
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