Apparently it's a new family record - I'm the rudess person this door to door salesman has ever met in a year of doing his job!!![]()
Anyway - thats not quite fair because we did accept the appointment from the telemarketter regarding the product. Just his bad luck to turn up on a monday night when my blood sugars are low I expect? Pffft! Or maybe - just maybe when faced with some genuine questions from an engineering type - he spat the dummy...
So. Home Ventilation...
http://www.hrv.co.nz/default.aspx
No doubt it has SOME good things going for it and it will live up to some of the claims for sure BUT. Our problem is we live in a bit of a gully and loose the sun early in the winter and gone completely by the time we get home so we won't get much heating. Not so he reckons as it will be hot enough to provide heat (note that they never quite claim it will replace your heating system and to be fair he stressed that - and then told us we would probably never have to use our heaters 'cos we were not that cold in winter...). The question is - do the benefits outweight the costs?
Then he tells me it will cool the house in the summer? Eh? Apparently when the sun goes down it gets cold in the ceiling and it will cool the house on those hot summer evenings. Um - that seems to contradict what he is telling me above. Nice but frankly there are 5 of those evenings a year in Kapiti?? How much will it cost?
All the time he is drawing REALLY silly diagrams on his piece of paper suitable for a 5 year old and pulling random figures out of the air. I challange and couple of his facts. (It forces air out of your home - erm no it does NOT - the air escapes because of the positive pressure in the house provided there are always leaky bits but it does not actively force or duct OUT the air. How much does it fucking COST!!!!
It dries the air.... No it fucking does NOT. A de humidifier dries the air, this sucks in drier air and (hopefully) displaces damper air but it does NOT actively dry it (which is EXACTLY what I asked). If it's very humid outside or raining it will suck in damp air too.... How much does it cost..?? PLEASE.
Then he shows me his switch thing which frankly is pretty ordinary with a clever label that looks nice...
I'm examining cloely because I have an interest in such things and he gets shitty...
Hmm - I tell him I've designed a few air cond systems for telephone exchanges ver the years and was well trained in the basic function of these things and have a good grounding in basic physics so I KNOW how it works - its a bloody fan in the roof that blows air into the house. HOW MUCH DOES IT COST?
All I found out was....
A filter cost $250 and I need 2 and the last 2 years (alarm bells going off)
He does not want me as a customer (mutual by now) and would never sell a system (it's a fucking fan ffs) without explaining how it works (groan - I KNOW HOW IT WORKS BUT EVERY TIME I ASK YOU A DIRECT TECHNICAL QUESTION YOU HALF ANSWER IT AN AVOID IT)
Apparently I'm the RUDEST person he has ever dealt with and he stomped off??? What? I agree - I'm VERY direct but I'm not rude, he just was not able to answer my questions...
Bit of fun I thought but...
Do these things work? It's financed by GE Money (alarm bells REALLY going off) and this idiot was a waste of space (lets not talk about the body odour problem - guess he has a fan in his car)
Paul N
Rudeest man in Kapiti and still wanting to know if these things work (apparently they do cos he out sells the competition 4/1)
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