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  1. 22nd February 2007, 22:19 #1
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    Go the Hutt!

    Q. Two Hutt girls jump off a cliff. Who wins?
    A. Society.

    Q. What does a Hutt girl use as protection during sex?
    A. A bus shelter.

    Q. What do you call a 30 year old Hutt girl?
    A. Granny.

    Q. Why did the Hutt girl cross the road?
    A. To start a fight with a complete stranger for no reason whatsoever.

    Q. What do you call a Hutt girl in a white tracksuit?
    A. The bride.

    Q. What's the first question during a Hutt quiz night?
    A. What you looking at?

    Q. Two Hutt kids in a car without any music - who is driving?
    A. The policeman.

    Q. What's the difference between a Hutt boy and a Hutt girl?
    A. A Hutt girl has a higher sperm count
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  2. 23rd February 2007, 06:37 #2
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    I'm sending my wife around to see you for "a little chat" Beemer.

    Be afraid...
    And I to my motorcycle parked like the soul of the junkyard. Restored, a bicycle fleshed with power, and tore off. Up Highway 106 continually drunk on the wind in my mouth. Wringing the handlebar for speed, wild to be wreckage forever.
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    I grew up in the Hutt beemer ... you wanna live?
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    She did too.

    Since I like to live dangerously (oh that's right, I already do!) I'll state my favourites.

    I can't decide which is better between no2 and the second to last one ... but the Gold Lion, the Grande Palm, the Oscar has to go to the last one. That seriously cracks me up!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Grub View Post
    She did too.

    Since I like to live dangerously (oh that's right, I already do!) I'll state my favourites.

    I can't decide which is better between no2 and the second to last one ... but the Gold Lion, the Grande Palm, the Oscar has to go to the last one. That seriously cracks me up!
    See .. he does not want to live .. and we are going away this weekend!
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    Young guy from the Hutt is walking through wellington and falls down an open manhole. Cop comes past looks down and yells out:
    "Did you break anything?"
    Hutt lad yells back
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    "Nah, there's fark all down here to break!"
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    Passing thought ... the duckpond is in the hutt but there's no hutt girls there. What are we doing wrong? All those male bike riders are creating an imbalance in the Hutt sperm count.
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  8. 23rd February 2007, 07:30 #8
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    shut up beemer, its bad enough i have to live here and you go and rub it in my face! we have feelings too you know!
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    Repost. WRT got in there first.

    http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/sh...&postcount=146
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    Beemer Beemer Beemer.... Jokes like this take all the attention away from the
    poor quake fearing Aucklanders and with a REPOST...LOL
    Shame on you girl.....

    Don't talk about the stadium.....
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    Quote Originally Posted by dasser View Post
    Beemer Beemer Beemer.... Jokes like this take all the attention away from the
    poor quake fearing Aucklanders and with a REPOST...LOL
    Dont you start on people about reposts. You are on the QRF's wall of most wanted....
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sniper View Post
    Repost.
    Now that's gotta be a repost!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Squeak the Rat View Post
    Now that's gotta be a repost!
    and that!

    edit: oh, and this.....
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    Yes... We Hutt people are dangerous so stay away or we will eat you for a snack!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by dasser View Post
    Don't talk about the stadium.....
    What stadium?

    Seen the joke before but it was set in Levin...
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