Do your bit for conservation. Please help.

**The_Dover** · 28th February 2007, 15:25

Have a wank, save a hippo!

I must confess I didn't read teh article but it sounded like I could help.

**judecatmad** · 28th February 2007, 15:49

Quiet day at work today was it?!

**Crasherfromwayback** · 28th February 2007, 16:09

Plenty of saliva from those puppies!

**0arbreaka** · 28th February 2007, 16:12

Save us the gory details of your escapades to save the hippos Dover

**The_Dover** · 28th February 2007, 16:14

those fucking cunts, they changed the headline.

it originally said something like "To save hippo's from extinction, masturbation is the key" or some shit.

now they're going on about drooling....

**Crasherfromwayback** · 28th February 2007, 16:16

as long as they don't expect you to jack off the hippo....

**Guitana** · 28th February 2007, 16:40

Hippo's are vicious cunts!!!!
You would be too if you were fat, had buck teeth and lived in a swamp!!!

**Crasherfromwayback** · 28th February 2007, 16:58

I am, and do.

**bane** · 28th February 2007, 17:05

Originally Posted by Crasherfromwayback

I am, and do.

damn, beat me to it.

I once made the comment that id like to be reincarnated as a hippo... (then some smartarse made the comment "i thought you already had"):

**Swoop** · 28th February 2007, 18:45

Originally Posted by Guitana

Hippo's are vicious cunts!!!!
You would be too if you were fat, had buck teeth and lived in a swamp!!!

So that explains some of Heilen Klerke's problems...

**Quartermile** · 28th February 2007, 19:50

It's one of those articles where you read the start and

**Guitana** · 1st March 2007, 08:05

Originally Posted by Swoop

So that explains some of Heilen Klerke's problems...

Nah Helens problem is she has severe Penis envy and the rest of the cuntry's gonna pay for all the times she got teased at school for being a MINGER or MAN-FACE as they used to call her!!!!
Aunty Helen is a prime example of what repressed child hood Feelings can manifest into when reaching adulthood and being in a position of power!!
I can't wait till she goes to the USA and meets with George W!!
Lets hope she takes her strap on and gives him a taste of KIWI!!!!!!

GOOD ON YA MATE!!!!!!!!

**Karma** · 1st March 2007, 08:20

Mr Johnston is also planning to collect semen from large animals at the zoo, including white rhinos and giant ant-eaters.

So you're one of the large animals are you?

Mis-read that guys name as Mr. Johnson, how apt that would be.

**Curious_AJ** · 1st March 2007, 13:15

Originally Posted by Guitana

Nah Helens problem is she has severe Penis envy and the rest of the cuntry's gonna pay for all the times she got teased at school for being a MINGER or MAN-FACE as they used to call her!!!!
Aunty Helen is a prime example of what repressed child hood Feelings can manifest into when reaching adulthood and being in a position of power!!
I can't wait till she goes to the USA and meets with George W!!
Lets hope she takes her strap on and gives him a taste of KIWI!!!!!!

GOOD ON YA MATE!!!!!!!!

lol... apparently she used to be a model