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    What women have to look forward to....

    Remember when you were a kid, and your parents would measure you against the door frame?
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    I'm not a complete idiot... some pieces are missing

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    Quote Originally Posted by placidfemme View Post
    Remember when you were a kid, and your parents would measure you against the door frame?
    LOL. Although shouldn't that be what married men have to look forward to? Or look downward too?

    You could to the same thing with a measuring tape of a blokes beer belly hanging over the edge.
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    that is so horrid.

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    Quote Originally Posted by skirtster gal View Post
    that is so horrid.

    Bahahhahhaha
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    My mother, strange woman though she is, thought a bungy jumper tattoo on your boob would be funny.
    The real mystery is how come that fat bastard Hurley has never lost any weight.

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    Quote Originally Posted by unhingedlizard View Post
    My mother, strange woman though she is, thought a bungy jumper tattoo on your boob would be funny.
    lol yeah except the jumper would never bounce back up... falling forever lol
    I'm not a complete idiot... some pieces are missing

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    "Hi... I rang about the cats you have for sale..."..... "oh... you have children.... how much for the children?"

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    Quote Originally Posted by placidfemme View Post
    lol yeah except the jumper would never bounce back up... falling forever lol
    Not if the owner of said saggy ones was running
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kornholio View Post
    Not if the owner of said saggy ones was running
    lol I didn't think of that.... whats the bounce meant to be? About 6cm or 8cm lol
    I'm not a complete idiot... some pieces are missing

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