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  1. 9th March 2007, 09:49 #1
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    Aye Karumba!


    Aye Karumba!

    Pigs are a sign of fertility in China, and in the Year of the Pig, this piglet got more than his fair share, being born with two mouths, two noses and three eyes.

    Liu Shuping, a farmer specialising in raising pigs, presented the new-born piglet in Xi an, in north-west China's Shannxi province yesterday.

    But it's not unique. Only last month there were reports of a pig being born in Quanzhou in East China's Fujian province with two mouths and four eyes.


    http://www.stuff.co.nz/stuff/3986148a4560.html

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    pretty sure that's not a good thing.
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    This is the very reason brothers and sisters are not allowed to play hide the sausage... even when Mummy and Daddy are out.
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    Lucky its not in India, or they'd be worshipping it.
    It's only when you take the piss out of a partially shaved wookie with an overactive 'me' gene and stapled on piss flaps that it becomes a problem.
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    hmmm... that icky... oh well two snouts for the price of one!
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    Do pigs fly better with 2 mouths?

    Fark I just thought of something, imagine a woman with 2 mouths!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Fatjim View Post
    Fark I just thought of something, imagine a woman with 2 mouths!!!
    Reminds me of an old joke..
    Why do women have two sets of lips?
    So they can piss and moan at the same time.
    It's only when you take the piss out of a partially shaved wookie with an overactive 'me' gene and stapled on piss flaps that it becomes a problem.
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    Oh Dave you are a naughty boy I prefer to call them BEEF CURTAINS!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by ManDownUnder View Post
    This is the very reason brothers and sisters are not allowed to play hide the sausage... even when Mummy and Daddy are out.
    I thought those Kumeuians were a little dodgy...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Weasel View Post
    I thought those Kumeuians were a little dodgy...
    We're not - so will you can stop hanging around me now?
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    Quote Originally Posted by ManDownUnder View Post
    We're not - so will you can stop hanging around me now?
    I thought it was you hanging around me? I figured you were trying to pick up some of my winning ways with the ladies
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    Quote Originally Posted by Weasel View Post
    I thought it was you hanging around me? I figured you were trying to pick up some of my winning ways with the laddies
    aaaaaaaaaaaaaa no. I don't bat for that team
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    I reckon it must be the radiation poisoning getting into the food chain, always thought those bloody Chinese were getting dodgy about stuff.

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    That is actually really sad. They aren't meant to look like that! And yeah I agree with the poison thing. Reminds me of the Simpsons and the three eyed fish
    I'm gonna make it so PC
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    Quote Originally Posted by Indiana_Jones View Post

    Aye Karumba!

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