FairyFerry

**Bloody Mad Woman (BMW)** · 2nd March 2007, 08:57

A depressed young woman from Belfast was so desperate that she
decided to end her life by throwing herself into the sea. When She
went down to the docks, a handsome young sailor noticed her tears
and took pity on her.
"Look, you've got a lot to live for" he said.
I'm off to America in the morning, and if you like, I can stow you
away on my ship. I'll take good care of you and bring you food
every day."
Moving closer, he slipped his arm around her shoulder and added,
I'll keep you happy, and you'll keep me happy."
The girl nodded. After all, what did she have to lose?
That night, the sailor brought her aboard and hid her in a
lifeboat. From then on, every night he brought her three sandwiches
and a piece of fruit, and they made passionate love until dawn.
Three weeks later during a routine search, the captain discovered
her.
"What are you doing here?" the Captain asked.
"I have an arrangement with one of the sailors," she explained.
"He's taking me to America, and he's feeding me".
"What are you doing for him?" said the captain.
"He's screwing me," said the girl sheepishly.
"He certainly is," said the Captain.
"This is the Cook Straight ferry."