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    Quote Originally Posted by mstriumph View Post
    "gone over to the DARK side ......" *evil chuckle*


    oh - whoops - no, that's right ------- belay that - it's the FRENCH [and people that can say, without giggling, that they trust their elected politicians ....... oh - and people that wear BEIGE ......] that are the DARK side

    isn't it?

    *wanders off, mewling plaintively ............*

    ummmm, can someone please translate that into Manglish? I think it's been distrorted by estrogen or summit............

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    Quote Originally Posted by idleidolidyll View Post
    ummmm, can someone please translate that into Manglish? I think it's been distrorted by estrogen or summit............
    sorry *sobs uncontrollably* was blinded by tears at the thought of an endless sea of french wrapped in a million miles of beige drinking CHAMPAGNE!!

    how can such muppets produce something so superb?? it's against nature

    THE CHAMPAGNE SHOULD BE OURS!!!!!!

    ooops - estrogen you say? *sighs and returns to work*
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    Grass wedges its way between the closest blocks of marble and it brings them down. This power of feeble life which can creep in anywhere is greater than that of the mighty behind their cannons....... - Honore de Balzac

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    Quote Originally Posted by mstriumph View Post
    sorry *sobs uncontrollably* was blinded by tears at the thought of an endless sea of french wrapped in a million miles of beige drinking CHAMPAGNE!!

    how can such muppets produce something so superb?? it's against nature

    THE CHAMPAGNE SHOULD BE OURS!!!!!!

    ooops - estrogen you say? *sighs and returns to work*
    apparently i have to "spread it around before giving it to you again"

    please, don't tell wifey................

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    haha... diseases.. those are fun to spread..
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    Quote Originally Posted by sAsLEX View Post
    lol in a store in Ashvegas buying the latest SB mag, which had a free calander attached, counter chick couldn't figure out how to scan it so gave the mag and calander to me free!
    When I bought SB in New World, there was no price so they just made up a number which was $9......should have told them it is normally $14 something but a contract is a contract

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    i went through the mcdonalds drive-through one day and asked for 12 nuggets...she said 'sorry we only do 6 or 9 packs'.

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    I have a friend in the States who works for a very exclusive shoe store One day a high class hooker came came in with her minder and tried on some pricey stiletto's. From out of nowhere she produced a stiletto and began to pirouette in front of the mirror. My friend asked what she was doing. The hooker replied that she was seeing if the knife clashed with the shoes.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Disco Dan View Post
    They be Gypsies... ...small hands.. smell like cabbage.
    I'm a gypsy, 'tis true i have small hands however on a bad day i small like piss, not cabbages.

    now kindly go abuse some other ethnic group ya goat raping, child abusing faggot.


    :slap:

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    mm gypsies... i like gypsies...
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    I see we're all in good company then.
    Keep it rubber-side down...

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    Quote Originally Posted by eviltwin View Post
    i went through the mcdonalds drive-through one day and asked for 12 nuggets...she said 'sorry we only do 6 or 9 packs'.
    Yeah McD's....gotta love them!

    Years ago when I was living in Brisbane, Stefan Merriman (who's ALWAYS good fun to get pissed with) and myself wanted a late night munch from McD's....they'd locked the doors and would't let us in. They were still serving from the drive thru area though....so we sifted our way into the car que and shuffled along on foot despite being abused by several car horns....they served us then!

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    lol... aah drive thru's... best to go through backwards...
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    well we were that messy (wonder if that's why they wouldn't let us in-in the first place?) that we were kinda going two steps forwards, one and a half backwards anyway. Then some sideways just to keep them guessing...

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    lol, awesome... however, go through backwards with road cones on your head, pretending to be driving a car... that always gets them...
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