sorry *sobs uncontrollably* was blinded by tears at the thought of an endless sea of french wrapped in a million miles of beige drinking CHAMPAGNE!!
how can such muppets produce something so superb?? it's against nature
THE CHAMPAGNE SHOULD BE OURS!!!!!!
ooops - estrogen you say? *sighs and returns to work*
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Grass wedges its way between the closest blocks of marble and it brings them down. This power of feeble life which can creep in anywhere is greater than that of the mighty behind their cannons....... - Honore de Balzac
haha... diseases.. those are fun to spread..
"Take life one day at a time. Make mistakes. Learn from them. Come out a better person. Never regret the things that have gotten you where you are today."
i went through the mcdonalds drive-through one day and asked for 12 nuggets...she said 'sorry we only do 6 or 9 packs'.
I have a friend in the States who works for a very exclusive shoe store One day a high class hooker came came in with her minder and tried on some pricey stiletto's. From out of nowhere she produced a stiletto and began to pirouette in front of the mirror. My friend asked what she was doing. The hooker replied that she was seeing if the knife clashed with the shoes.
mm gypsies... i like gypsies...
"Take life one day at a time. Make mistakes. Learn from them. Come out a better person. Never regret the things that have gotten you where you are today."
I see we're all in good company then.![]()
Keep it rubber-side down...
Yeah McD's....gotta love them!
Years ago when I was living in Brisbane, Stefan Merriman (who's ALWAYS good fun to get pissed with) and myself wanted a late night munch from McD's....they'd locked the doors and would't let us in. They were still serving from the drive thru area though....so we sifted our way into the car que and shuffled along on foot despite being abused by several car horns....they served us then!
lol... aah drive thru's... best to go through backwards...
"Take life one day at a time. Make mistakes. Learn from them. Come out a better person. Never regret the things that have gotten you where you are today."
well we were that messy (wonder if that's why they wouldn't let us in-in the first place?) that we were kinda going two steps forwards, one and a half backwards anyway. Then some sideways just to keep them guessing...
lol, awesome... however, go through backwards with road cones on your head, pretending to be driving a car... that always gets them...
"Take life one day at a time. Make mistakes. Learn from them. Come out a better person. Never regret the things that have gotten you where you are today."
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