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  1. 9th March 2007, 12:07 #1
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    Talking Woman reports stolen Dope plants

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    how could someone be so...well....stupid!!!
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    Well at least they can't do her for possession.
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    Granny with got some weed!
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    I rather liked the Google ad. just underneath the story...........

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    Fourth year in a row???

    I bet she dosen't have that problem next year.....
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    bahaha silly nana... now she's going to have to share her stash with the local constable...
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    Bhaahahha thats good
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    Quote Originally Posted by placidfemme View Post
    bahaha silly nana... now she's going to have to share her stash with the local constable...
    Nothing like chillin with nana and sparking up a fatty!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Guitana View Post
    Nothing like chillin with nana and sparking up a fatty!!!
    That is just WRONG!!!!
    If you are having a fatty with your Nana, seek professional help FAST.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Macktheknife View Post
    That is just WRONG!!!!
    If you are having a fatty with your Nana, seek professional help FAST.

    Reminds me of a interesting experience I had visiting my 87 year old great aunt in Aus a few years back - 'go down and water my plants under the deck' she says ........ 'sure' I say ......
    I wander down under the deck, watering can in hand to find 5 of the best kept, neatly trimmed, well fed dope plants I've seen in a while! Not really the plants I envisaged her cultivating.
    Damn i laughed. She uses it for pain with her colon cancer - amazing woman.
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    had a mate when I was a teen who smoked waaaaaaaay more pot than me. ........she married a cop ..........go figure !!!!!!she made mean dope cake too .......wonder if hubby loves her cooking....
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    My theory is: no one stole the stuff. She smoked it herself and got so wasted she couldn't remember what happened to it - because she'd have to be seriously wasted to phone up the cops and whinge about missing dope plants.
    Must've been damned good shit, too - shared a class in school with a couple of guys that were wasted more often than Bob Marley and they never did anything as stupid as that.
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