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**Indiana_Jones** · 9th March 2007, 07:59

Originally Posted by Deviant Esq

Yeah, I get that he was going too fast, that bit is kinda set in stone... just sorta wondering when / where / why the hell was Indy doing 105 in a 50 bloody stupid fool mutter mutter? Sorry Indy, life isn't Top Gun, you can fly along tucked behind your screen with no lid on and a cheesy grin pumping your fist as military jets take off... Okay, so I've got TG special edition on DVD... Shhh...

Mint DVD isn't it?

Got surround sound? it's feakin' mint

It was silly, no doubt about it.

-Indy

**Colapop** · 9th March 2007, 07:59

TG?? Tugging Guys? Are you in that club too - Indy has a membership....

**Deviant Esq** · 9th March 2007, 08:04

Originally Posted by Indiana_Jones

Mint DVD isn't it?

Got surround sound? it's feakin' mint

It was silly, no doubt about it.

Best bloody DVD I ever bought. Until I realised how much I spent on it, and then saw it over here in the UK for like 1/10th the price. Still, the money is spent and the DVD is still awesome. Though Lord of the Rings special extended edtion trilogy was definitely a good buy too... Surround sound ftw!

Silly, yes. Still unfortunate to actually get pinged, we've all done silly things and mainly gotten away with it. Not this time for you.

Still, help bring back that lovin' feelin', lots of time for AJ now eh?

**McJim** · 9th March 2007, 08:06

Originally Posted by Indiana_Jones

lol I've lost my licence for 6 months
-Indy

Where did you see it last? I'm sure if we all have a good rumage around we can help you find it.

**Colapop** · 9th March 2007, 08:12

I think he might have lost it while rummaging through the officers pants...

Find what you were looking for, Indy?

**Mrs Busa Pete** · 9th March 2007, 08:17

Originally Posted by yungatart

Col, you are a stirrer and a bastard!
Haven't you got a bike to fix or summat?

I agree with you on this oneyoung lady.

are you back at work yet.

**Indiana_Jones** · 9th March 2007, 08:17

Originally Posted by Colapop

I think he might have lost it while rummaging through the officers pants...

Find what you were looking for, Indy?

I can't until you cum to auckland

-Indy

**Swoop** · 9th March 2007, 08:18

Naughty boy Indy... The pattern was full and you were not cleared for a high speed pass of the tower...

**Indiana_Jones** · 9th March 2007, 08:23

"I really enjoyed that, Mav, thanks a lot. Holy shit...Maybe I could be a truck driver. You got the number of that truck-driving school?? Truck-master I think it was......."

-Indy

**vifferman** · 9th March 2007, 08:38

Is 105 in a 50 zone like really bad?

Psshaw.... I often do more than that.
If I'm caught, do you think they'll let me off because I'm mental?

**Indiana_Jones** · 9th March 2007, 08:40

Originally Posted by vifferman

Is 105 in a 50 zone like really bad?

Psshaw.... I often do more than that.
If I'm caught, do you think they'll let me off because I'm mental?

If you started acting mental at the time, I think they might just tazer you lol

-Indy

**Colapop** · 9th March 2007, 08:41

Originally Posted by busa pete

I agree with you on this one younf lady..

gOTTA WATCH THOSE YOUNF LADIES...

Nothing to rebuild - been blatting around all week... just not legally...

**Guitana** · 9th March 2007, 09:05

Twice the legal speed limit eh INDY did the police officer throw you across the bonnet of his patrol car and have his evil way with you????
Or did he take pity cos you ride a Honda??
What would your old mate Tom think? You should've turned and burned!!!!!!
Time to join the club!
Heres a tip for ya when you go to the courthouse go into the toilets before you appear and stuff a handful of peanut butter down your arsecrack!!
When the judge asks how you plead stuff your hand down your daks and pull out a handful of peanut butter stick it in your mouth and rub it on your face and start laughing hysterically!!!
Not guilty by way of insanity! you may have to do some psych evaluations and take some medication for a while but you will avoid a heavy fine!!!!!!

Oh and make sure it's the extra chunky type (more realistic you could add some corn for effect).

**Indiana_Jones** · 9th March 2007, 09:08

Originally Posted by Guitana

Heres a tip for ya when you go to the courthouse go into the toilets before you appear and stuff a handful of peanut butter down your arsecrack!!
When the judge asks how you plead stuff your hand down your daks and pull out a handful of peanut butter stick it in your mouth and rub it on your face and start laughing hysterically!!!
Not guilty by way of insanity! you may have to do some psych evaluations and take some medication for a while but you will avoid a heavy fine!!!!!!

Oh and make sure it's the extra chunky type (more realistic you could add some corn for effect).

That is fucking sick lol

Bling given

-Indy