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    Quote Originally Posted by Guitana View Post
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    I think everyone should venture down this way even if just for a look. The first thing you will notice is you actually get change from a $20 when buying a coffee (that is southern talk for latte) and pie

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    Quote Originally Posted by cowboyz View Post
    I think everyone should venture down this way even if just for a look. The first thing you will notice is you actually get change from a $20 when buying a coffee (that is southern talk for latte) and pie
    i'd hope so, so much of the crap they serve down (small town sth island) there tastes like dishwater after all

    i mean how fucken hard is it to make a decent coffee nowdays? Frankly I'd rather pay the $3 in Jaffaland and Wellytown and get a good cuppa than pay 20c for last weeks cat urine in much of rural sarfland.

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    Oh. you must have gotten the "vistors brew" Sorry about that. Next time try to look not so Aucklandish and you might get served the real stuff.

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    Quote Originally Posted by cowboyz View Post
    Oh. you must have gotten the "vistors brew" Sorry about that. Next time try to look not so Aucklandish and you might get served the real stuff.
    oh come on now! i rolled my r's, i burped and farted, I chundered into my beer glass then drank it, i even spoke of my lust for my sister and the neighbours dog: i mean how much more southern can ya get?

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    But did you remove the stick from your arse? You should have looked around at some of the locals. It is a dead giveaway when you are walking round that erect........

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    Quote Originally Posted by cowboyz View Post
    But did you remove the stick from your arse? You should have looked around at some of the locals. It is a dead giveaway when you are walking round that erect........
    i just told ya, i wuz tryin HARD to be a suvena finkin ov my sista and the neybiz dog, that were'nt no stick up my arse, i wuz just looking over my shoulder at the time....................

    i'll give em sarflindiz one thing tho, at least they have fuck all lion red down there: 10 points for taste!

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    Quote Originally Posted by cowboyz View Post
    But did you remove the stick from your arse? You should have looked around at some of the locals. It is a dead giveaway when you are walking round that erect........
    Yeah watch out for splinters they're a bitch!!!!!
    NEVER LET THE TRUTH GET IN THE WAY OF A GOOD STORY!

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    Quote Originally Posted by bobsmith View Post
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    That's dangerous stuff, that is. Just ask Yungatart.
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    Quote Originally Posted by idleidolidyll View Post
    i'd hope so, so much of the crap they serve down (small town sth island) there tastes like dishwater after all

    i mean how fucken hard is it to make a decent coffee nowdays? Frankly I'd rather pay the $3 in Jaffaland and Wellytown and get a good cuppa than pay 20c for last weeks cat urine in much of rural sarfland.
    The South Island is Nescafe country.
    Do you Aucklanders drink that fancy Gregg's stuff?
    ...she took the KT, and left me the Buell to ride....(Blues Brothers)

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    Quote Originally Posted by idb View Post
    The South Island is Nescafe country.
    Do you Aucklanders drink that fancy Gregg's stuff?
    rotflmfao! nice reposte!

    no, we actually drink moccona up here, i think they drink greggs in wellytown

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    Quote Originally Posted by idleidolidyll View Post
    rotflmfao! nice reposte!

    no, we actually drink moccona up here, i think they drink greggs in wellytown
    MMMMMMMMMMMM Moccona haft mere MMMMMMM!!!!!!

    Fuck I'd love to root that sexy bitch!!!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Guitana View Post
    MMMMMMMMMMMM Moccona haft mere MMMMMMM!!!!!!

    Fuck I'd love to root that sexy bitch!!!!!
    That's my future wife and I'll thank you to keep your filthy comments to yourself!!!
    ...she took the KT, and left me the Buell to ride....(Blues Brothers)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Guitana View Post
    MMMMMMMMMMMM Moccona haft mere MMMMMMM!!!!!!

    Fuck I'd love to root that sexy bitch!!!!!
    it seems you'll have to take a number and stand in line mate

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