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  1. 22nd March 2007, 17:49 #1
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    Bush/Clark Caption Competition

    Check it out: http://www.nzherald.co.nz/section/st...ectid=10430175

    My favourite is this one:

    John Waterman
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    Not much springs to mind with this one but my God if she wants to win the next election she needs some face surgeory. The woman looks plain sour.

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    How about:

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