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  1. 13th March 2007, 15:10 #16
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    Quote Originally Posted by Guitana View Post
    Was he sodomised by a rampaging Spermwhale while Snorkelling in Kaikoura?

    Body slammed by a horny 3 metre long dolphin while fishing?

    Suffocated during a three way with members of the local constabulary?

    Beaten up by a jealous boyfreind and dumped over the Huka falls?


    It wasn't Peter Plumbly Walker but all senarios can be considered....
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    I killed him... but can you proove it
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    Quote Originally Posted by NighthawkNZ View Post
    I killed him... but can you proove it

    Disturbing!!.......but funny that you confessed in type?.... thats gotta be proof
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    Tied to a post and electrocuted by a Dominatrix who hated Men???

    Went on holiday to Thailand and caught a dose of Jungle clap that devoured his whole body leaving only a pool of jelly?

    Brought a Chinese motorbike that fell apart at a hundred K's?

    Used to work as Helen Clarkes Make up artist and committed suicide due to massive bouts of depression?????
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    Quote Originally Posted by Guitana View Post
    Tied to a post and electrocuted by a Dominatrix who hated Men???

    Went on holiday to Thailand and caught a dose of Jungle clap that devoured his whole body leaving only a pool of jelly?

    Brought a Chinese motorbike that fell apart at a hundred K's?

    Used to work as Helen Clarkes Make up artist and committed suicide?????
    Please reduce the caffine intake to no more than 5 cups per day Guitana!...
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    Quote Originally Posted by maha man View Post
    Please reduce the caffine intake to no more than 5 cups per day Guitana!...
    Trying my best but My mate owns a cafe and it's on the way to work!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by maha man View Post
    Disturbing!!.......but funny that you confessed in type?.... thats gotta be proof
    Not in todays court system
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    he got caught posting in the wrong forum?
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  10. 13th March 2007, 16:48 #25
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    Quote Originally Posted by mstriumph View Post
    he got caught posting in the wrong forum?
    No that's punishable by carstration with a pair of blunt rusty hedge trimmers!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by mstriumph View Post
    he got caught posting in the wrong forum?
    Mebbe...cant have the mods slouching, my bet is, the said mod was tipped off, and i shouldn't be talking about betting in this thread and taking it off topic....

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    No that's punishable by carstration with a pair of blunt rusty hedge trimmers!!
    Better sharpen them up Guitana.....
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    Quote Originally Posted by maha man View Post
    Mebbe...cant have the mods slouching, my bet is, the said mod was tipped off, and i shouldn't be talking about betting in this thread and taking it off topic....



    Better sharpen them up Guitana.....
    The blunter the better!!!!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by maha man View Post
    Disturbing!!.......but funny that you confessed in type?.... thats gotta be proof
    Ever seen basic instinct?
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    He triped on his shoe laces and died!
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