Hey, kids! Captain Hero here with Getting Laid Tip 213 - The Backrub Buddy!
Find a chick who’s just been dumped and comfort her by massaging her shoulders, and soon, she’ll be massaging your prostate.
fuck yes... and you know it...
"Take life one day at a time. Make mistakes. Learn from them. Come out a better person. Never regret the things that have gotten you where you are today."
PUB CRAWL!
"Take life one day at a time. Make mistakes. Learn from them. Come out a better person. Never regret the things that have gotten you where you are today."
Im up for it if I can afford it, argh I hate being broke.
Never let your enemy see your emotions, for it is the one weapon they will value most.
mmmmmmmm Beer
-Indy
Hey, kids! Captain Hero here with Getting Laid Tip 213 - The Backrub Buddy!
Find a chick who’s just been dumped and comfort her by massaging her shoulders, and soon, she’ll be massaging your prostate.
KISS ME I'M IRISH!!!! This works a treat no matter what you look like all the chicks are so drunk it's like Christmas!!!!!!![]()
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NEVER LET THE TRUTH GET IN THE WAY OF A GOOD STORY!
THEY NAMED A DAY AFTER ME???
I am a Saint?????? Thats funny....
you know what? i feel like doing shots...
"Take life one day at a time. Make mistakes. Learn from them. Come out a better person. Never regret the things that have gotten you where you are today."
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