When do you prefer to do it?

[Deviant Esq]

Good post girly, I agree with you. I know what you mean too having come across that sort of thing before.

[Kittyhawk]

And do a trade in.

*scratches head* Nah...

When ever I can fracking get it ... like hello

HI!! hahaha

LOL no no no.... it HAS to be hard - otherwise it doesn't wanna go in

One word.....viagra!

[MyGSXF:Me]

The other half prefers it in the morning at breakfast time, apparently the egg timer is broken,WTF

I just found a note buried on my puter table.. to send you THIS link.. a bit of enlightenment for you!!


http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/sh...t=42687&page=2

sorry for the delay!!

[Indiana_Jones]

Morning sex is good, makes you hungry for breakfast lol

-Indy

[Krusti]

Can someone help me? What's this sex thing everyone is talking about?

Seem to remember knowing this word years ago.

[jrandom]

Give your woman a hug etc and go to sleep in each others arms.

Oh, do fuck off with that nonsense. Nobody sleeps in each others' arms. It's too uncomfortable. Only happens in movies. I've never run into a girl who fancied the idea of going to the trouble of getting a crick in her neck just so that I could have pins and needles in my shoulder.

Normal people need a certain amount of space to sleep comfortably. Sleeping is like watching a movie - contrary to traditional fictional presentation, it is not a social activity.

G(whether you be straight or gay/lesbian/bi-sexual or transgender both parties should be totally satisfied)

Pig's arse. Get off the soapbox.

I dunno what all this Cosmo magazine 'satisfy the woman' nonsense is about. Far as I've ever been able to tell, healthy people's bodies work pretty good, generally, except when they're sick, tired or drunk. Sex is a natural function.

It's pretty much only the homosexual perverters of nature that have to put significant conscious effort into getting their partner off. And by 'homosexual perverters of nature', I mean lesbians.

[Curious_AJ]

Morning sex is good, makes you hungry for breakfast lol

-Indy

it totally does! mmm greasy post-sex breakfast...

sex at night with the light on could work too, but its just not the same...

[NighthawkNZ:Me]

HI!! hahaha

errr hi...

[Blue Babe]

Oh, do fuck off with that nonsense. Nobody sleeps in each others' arms. It's too uncomfortable. Only happens in movies. I've never run into a girl who fancied the idea of going to the trouble of getting a crick in her neck just so that I could have pins and needles in my shoulder.

Normal people need a certain amount of space to sleep comfortably. Sleeping is like watching a movie - contrary to traditional fictional presentation, it is not a social activity.

You are very sad if that's the way you really think. I love cuddling up in the arms of my Man & going to sleep. We move apart during the night, but always wake up cuddling each other... I wouldn't have it any other way. Hey but that's me, I'm a touchy feely kind of girl & so is Doug, a touchy feely type of guy..

[Indiana_Jones]

I like to hold AJ in bed

But when we sleep, we seem to face away from each other lol

-Indy

[Taz]

I think there's been so much less sex since the introduction of the internet. I'm surprised the human race hasn't died out really.

[Blue Babe]

I think there's been so much less sex since the introduction of the internet. I'm surprised the human race hasn't died out really.

I'd love to know how you've worked that one out??

[Taz]

I'd love to know how you've worked that one out??

Creaming yourself all over the keyboard don't help populate the earth

[Blue Babe]

Creaming yourself all over the keyboard don't help populate the earth

I've personally done my populating of the world , (still busy practising as well) Got one of each & My son is busy practicing to help keep the world populated & he spends most of his waking ours when not at work, on the internet. I don't think the internet has slowed the sex stuff down infact I think it has probably encouraged it. That's my opinion any way

[jrandom]

You are very sad if that's the way you really think. I love cuddling up in the arms of my Man & going to sleep. We move apart during the night, but always wake up cuddling each other...

I dunno, eh. Always seems like a whole lot of effort to scooch my arse all the way over and start cuddling. Maybe I should stop sleeping in super-king-sized beds.

Anyway, cuddling's a gamble; you never know when you're just going to end up with blue balls.

Frankly, when it comes to actually getting a good night's rest, it's hard to beat having a bed to oneself.

Sleeping is not a social activity. I have spoken!